demand miser

Piece of machinery used to regulate the amount of electricity your house uses, in an effort for lower electric bill. It makes an annoying beeping sound to tell you when you are using to much power.

"the god damn demand miser shut off the heat because the washing machine is using to much power"

by mccultydeath March 11, 2008

the mister purps

The shits you get the next day after drinking wine. Comes from the blackisk purlpe colour of the shit.

" Man, I forgot I drank wine last night and got all freaked out when I looked in the toilet paper and saw the mister purps swimming in the bowl.

by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

wood-miser

One who hords firewood for himself, cause he is to cheap to pay his gas bill.

That schultz is such a wood-miser, He took half of my wood last night.

by Swat or not March 31, 2009

favor miser

One who always says "can you do me a favor?" "Hey can you pass me that over there? Well you're close to it." But, when asked to do a favor, they gotta pee, cook or look for their reefer.

symbalta:
"Hey cleofus, please bring me the avocado mask from the garage, since you're on the 3rd floor you are closer"

Cleofus:
"Sure let me stop my home dialysis, to get that for ya you freakin favor miser"

miser"

by BeyHeartHuero August 25, 2014

fister mister

A man who fists other men at rapid fire speed.

Whoa, look at that fister mister over there! He's totally fisting those guys at rapid fire speed.

by D3adM3rchant December 20, 2015

crispy mister

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.

"That chick is quite the crispy mister."

"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."

by Crispy Brittany September 29, 2017

food misery

When people do stupid Whole30 diets during holidays and expect everyone else to accommodate their cooking around it or get stressed or let down, they put themselves into food misery.

She could have fun at the party but instead she will wallow in her food misery and try to inflict it upon others.

by schmole30 December 19, 2017