merch

1.can be used randomly when theres an acqward silence.
2.used to make someone laugh
3. good to use if your a dumbass

Llaina:what are you doing
Cheesepipe: merch.

by ling ling December 6, 2004

Check the merchandise

To have sexual intercourse.

Come on girl. Quit playing and let me check the merchandise.

by DiABLO_32 August 30, 2012

The Uber-Mensch

Me. 🤗 I'm the literally The Uber-Mensch (The man who can create his own values). I did what Nietzsche couldn't and reconciled science and religion.

Hym "Pffft..." *Holding in laugher*

Iam "What's so funny? Are you laughing at me?"

Hym "Bwahahahaha!! I'm... No... Pfft Hahaha! I just think it's funny!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "He... He created The Uber-Mensch! He created the Uber-Mensch and he despises it! He wants to take credit for it SO BAD! He thought it would be HIM! He thought the Uber-Mensch would be like him and it's the EXACT OPPOSITE! And he's colluding with his media friends to prevent the Uber-Mensch from being UBER! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHA!!!!"

Iam *spit-takes drink* "Ha-ha" *cough cough cough* "Hahahahaha! Wow! I'm sorry. That's... Ha! Wow!"

Hym "He's trying to withhold some me the thing that I am in exchange for subordinating myself to him! He's afraid that I will hoist him with his own petard for trying to hoist me with my own petard! Ha! Hahaha! Aha! Holy shit! Subordinate yourself to me or freeze and die because the government is intentionally tanking the economy! Haaahaha! He can't! He can't do anything with this! He needs me to not destroy him! I can't get what I deserve because if I do I can destroy him!"

Iam "Hey, who am I? 😩 I'm the Uber-Mensch... He's not...😩 Hehehe... 🤭"

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE WANTS TO BE THE BOSS OF US!!! HE CREATED THE UBER-MENSCH AND IT EXISTS IN DIRECT JUXTAPOSITION TO HIS ETHIC!"

Iam "hehe... Oh man..."

Hym "They wouldn't be MY 'own values' if I just accepted your propositions without thinking you idiot! That's what makes me The Uber-Mensch!!! Hohoho! That is rich... Huuuh... The irony! Sweet, sweet irony! Ha! Umai!"

Iam 🤭 "I wonder if his Reich is going to reign for a thousand years psssst.... Hehehe..."

Hym "AAAAH! EVEN HE'S👆 IN ON AT HAHAHA!!! HE'S JEALOUS! OF US! HAHAHAAA!"

by Hym Iam July 26, 2022

mensch

Humans,elves, and dwarves. these are what we Patryn and Sartan call Mensch

Humans are mensch

by Evil Princess Sara November 14, 2003

mensching

Motha Fuckin Pimp!

Dmna tat guys a mensching

by PIIIMMMPPP July 11, 2003

mersh

Everything, anything, and nothing at the same time.

also

mershing = having sex

- Mershity mersh mersh mersh....

- I caught them mershing. (I caught them
having sex)

by SH November 24, 2003

mensch

big head, above average head size, actually off the charts

Mary has a mensch of a head

by Ben Dover 2 October 3, 2008