Manclaven

During man on man salad tossing the frothiness of the stimulated anus creates a mustache on said giver. This can also be experienced when the pre-cum drips down the shaft onto the taint creating said mustache.

"Got milk?!? Look at that manclaven I just gave you"

by Sally Pays March 11, 2018

manolatern

The sweat pattern that looks like a face on a man's T shirt after working out or doing lots of hot hard work. That resembles a Jack O Lantern.

You can tell that guys been working hard. Check out the Manolatern on his T shirt.

by Chornos May 16, 2018

Manualorgasmophobia

Manualorgasmophobia comes from the words "Manual", "Orgasm" and "Phobia". In other words, the fear of the manual orgasm or the fear of mastrubating. Specifically, a rare condition where the individual is afraid of the act of masturbation. It takes no more than two fingers on your genitalia to make the manualorgasmophobe issue bloodcurdling screams.

Adolescent 1: Hey bruv, I can't count how many times I've seen porn this week.

Adolescent 2: Man you are so lucky...
Adolescent 1: Why you say that bruv?
Adolescent 2: I have manualorgasmophobia...
Adolescent 1: At least you can't be blinded...

by DOKTOR TRE August 25, 2018

manual

A book that you use to learn something new or exersise.

Did you read the car's manual before driving it?

by 🐿️veve🐿️ January 16, 2020

Manual high school

A high school in Louisville where everyone is depressed and spends all day complaining.

Girl: “You go to Manual high school??”
Sleep-deprived person: *cries* “unfortunately”

by Mrs.Letti January 24, 2020

mandlaenkhosi

Mandlaenkhosi a very strong and active person but still a bit easygoing. He gets into fights with family members but loves his family to bits

You look like Mandlaenkhosi

by EllaBandale March 24, 2020

Manual flush

When you take a poop that is so big that there is a 100% chance of it clogging the toilet. One performs a manual dump by taking the log out of the toilet (preferably with rubber gloves), putting it into a plastic bag and then taking a walk of shame to the outside garbage.

This is generally due to constipation. Very common in kratom users.

*taking a shit*

*glances in bowl*

Me: “I’ll get the gloves, this is a manual flush. If you stepped on this turd you would probably break your ankle.”

by danasp_42 May 11, 2020