loser talk

All the stuff that comes out of a loser's mouth after he loses.

*After losing in a game of touch football*
Loser: That's not fair! The ball was slippery. The grass was too long.
Winner: Whatever...That's just loser talk.

loser talk by AlwaysAWinner April 12, 2009

loser space 

That section of the space-time continuum occupied by people outside the IT department.

"I'm just going out into loser space. Someone's forgotten which Post-It note they wrote their password on."

loser space by entrails May 25, 2008

Loser's Manual 

The Loser's Manual is really a User's Manual one receives when making the purchase of an electronic gadget, or a new piece of lawn equipment, power tool, etc. The difference is that real men never consult the User's Manual.

Guy #1: Hey Kyle, I just bought this weed whacker, but can't figure out how to install the fishing line, can you hand me the User's Manual?
Guy #2: You mean Loser's Manual don't you Jeff?
Guy #1: Why do you call it the Loser's Manual Kyle?
Guy #2: 'Cause only a Loser would have to use it, real men never consult the User's Manual.
Guy #1: I see, well in that case let's go get a beer.
Guy #2: Now you're talking.

Loser's Manual by ReaperB October 26, 2013

Loser Whore 

Loser Whore, that one bitch who is not only a loser, but also a whore

Example: Wow, bitch really be a loser whore for thotting it up on a kitchen island.

Loser Whore by Bigbrainbat January 27, 2020

loser tea

A term to use when the gossip or tea you received wasn't worth the wait and is a waste of your time

"Girl you heard about Jacqui getting fired yesterday for fighting a customer?"

"Girl that's loser tea."

loser tea by OutterSpaceCooter July 2, 2021

loser line 

The line at the ATM at a casino.

Ian: Where's Steve at?
Colin: He's standing over at the loser line. He got his ass handed to him by the blackjack dealer!

loser line by BenWeasel March 1, 2008

loser tax 

The monies paid by superior poker players to lesser players by way of long shot draws and bad beats.

"I would have won the tournament if not for the loser tax I had to pay to donkey boy over there"

loser tax by Lost... November 17, 2006