night lanes

When students at TBS get back to their rooms after the field and drink beer together in a dark shower while waiting to get released.

Fuck! That 10 mile hike sucked! I can’t wait to get back to the barracks and start night lanes!

by Dick Chiblets May 30, 2018

The landscaper special

It’s a classic cock and ball torture method with a theme first u get a nice blowie from a leaf blower and feel all nice then you take a weed wacker and shred your dick and balls to fucking shreds it’s just gone man

Nigga 1: Man I just gave myself that landscaper special
Nigga 2: man yo shit must look like spaghetti
Nigga 3: the landscaper special man that shits crazy

by Big -d March 13, 2019

Secure Landscaping

Secure Landscaping is the utilization and deployment of Landscaping Techniques that secure and enhance your property in collaboration with network security surveillance.

Provides secure landscaping techniques that work to enhance your EYE™ Security System, while reducing your landscaping maintenance cost for your properties.

by EWTECHNERD May 6, 2019

California Landslide

When taking a shit, one straddles the toilet facing the wall causing a shit stain down the front side of the toilet.

Dude, I just took a dump and did a California landslide. Skid marks for days!

by Little Willie 69 July 16, 2019

Ethan Langshaw

He is a waste man makes you feel special and comforts you but then drops you like a ton of bricks, he is an untrustworthy ugly person and thinks he’s 10 men, leave a Ethan Langshaw alone because he is a nothing and always carry’s std’s, additionally he’s gay in heart

He’s an Ethan Langshaw keep clear

by Amelialenneyheart xox November 20, 2019

miami landscaper

Miami Landscaper - slang term for someone of cuban decscent. Cubans often land in miami, purchase a lawn mower and a clapped out pickup truck. They then go around doing the work not many north americans want to do - mow lawns

Have you seen that eduardo guy?

Fuck hes a miami landscaper if ive ever seen one

by Oneofdabys January 20, 2020

Trio Lanes

the worst most shitty bowling alley you will find in all of ohio.

Let’s go to Trio Lanes! Nevermind, their lanes don’t work.

by ehndjdjdne December 9, 2020