Knee Job

A knee Job is when you wake up at two in the morning and your old lady has jammed her Knee into your C&B's and is rubbin' like she either wants to bust 'em off or make you spurt a load on her leg. Generally best when she's wearing hosiery of some kind.

My wife woke me up with a fantastic Knee Job and I made a mess on her shin.

by Rev. Footjoy May 13, 2010

drop top knee job

when a hoe gets down on her knees and sucks the shit out of your dick

"my girlfrind gave me that drop top knee job last night. "

by yourfantasy January 23, 2009

Knee Gears

Just another way of saying the word “Niggers” except you can’t really get in trouble for it, you can make up an excuse like the one below

White Guy: “Yeah, I just really hate all the niggers coming in”
Black Guy: “YO WHAT THE FUCK, SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN”
White Guy: “CHILL, I was just talking about the metal cogs my sister uses ever since she broke her knee, or as I call them, knee gears, anyway, they take up too much space around the house”

by ThreeBabyDucks January 3, 2020

knee

A joint that connects the upper and lower leg. This joint is infamous for one reason: the dreaded arrow. If an arrow hits you in the knee, you will transform into a city guard who endlessly receives reports of sweetroll robberies.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an overused joke in the knee.

by Intelligence001 September 3, 2016

Knee deep in clunge

When you have rough sex for hours and, by the end, you can climb inside your partner's vagina for a nap

Even though he has a 2-inch penis, Corey and Logan spent all night knee deep in clunge

by Tbanski125 September 22, 2016

Arrow to the Knee

A phenomenon that occurs when you're stopped in your tracks or cease to do something that you used to: popularised in today's culture by Skyrim with the famous phrase "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee." iterated by guards that pop up in the game. Since Skyrim's release it has found popular use around the interweb, having been parodied thousands of times in youtube videos and comments it has become a meme. The phrase can be applied to any everyday situation by "I used to .... but then I took an arrow to the knee"

"I used to post definitions on urban dictionary, but then I took an arrow to the knee"

by hugphenson December 4, 2011

kneesterical

Something so rainbowtastic that walks in the bathroom that you laugh so hard that you drop to your knees.

When Danielle and Kylee saw Corinne, Danielle became kneesterical ...

In art class and having the whole class think you are the biggest whore in the world and just love to laugh at you and love that you are whore is a like a kneesterical situation....

by Onherkneesinthebathroom October 3, 2009