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Kurt

kurt. kurt is the hottest mother fucker with the best cock. “omg his dick was so big” kurt has a great personality and is every girls name the saying is “i want a kurt”. kade once said “i want to be like my brother”.
kurt is so sexy
by akai November 25, 2021
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Kurt cobaining

Verb/
To killing yourself. Referenced by how Kurt cobain shot himself with shotgun in 1994. Often use ironically
A: that's it guys imma Kurt cobaining myself this night
by Brosssina July 19, 2024
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Kurt Cobain

Kurt WAS the lead singer of the first grunge band nirvana until Courtney made his eyes blue

Kurt collected his thoughts with a dust pan in 1994 after Courtney Love shot him with a pump action 12 gauge shotgun and made his death look like a suicide
Hey Dave why doesn’t Kurt Cobain drive.
Why?
He would rather ride shotgun!
by Justburrito_ April 9, 2023
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Dirty Kurt

When your out with someone and when they go to the washroom, you cum in their drink and rub your balls over their straw, then proceed to finger yourself in the ass, and put your fingers in their mouth.
Yo bro, I was on a date with a hot chick last night, and I did a dirty Kurt to him. heheheheh hahahaha
by anonymous March 28, 2024
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Kurt Cobain

also known as Kurdt Kobain, Curtis Cobain, Curt Cobain, and Mr. poupon; Kurt Cobain was an amazing musician who wrote amazing songs like “Sappy”, “Polly”, and “Something In The Way” and inspired many musicians. Though he died in 1994 because of unknown reasons (COURTNEY LOVE), his music and legacy will live on forever.
Kurt Cobain is sick, bruh.
by MemeSenYT July 11, 2019
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kurt

Kurt. Some people may even call him Kurtis the Turtis.

Others call him the dreamy guy that everyone wants to be with, even though he only cares about irrelevant things such as skating and making lewd noises during class.
Simply put.... He's the idiotic sk8r boiii that you typically find in high school.
Girl 1:Omg is that Kurt?
Girl 2: Yeah it is. Isn't he cute!
Girl 1: Yasssss gurrl. What. A. Guy.

Girl 1: Is that the skater guy that you're always talking about, Melissa?
Girl 2: Yeah, it is. What a cunt.
by Chezzelly August 22, 2017
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kurts unit

A device used for smoking the mary jane!! for further information, look up mary jane.
stoner #1: "hey whatdoya wanna smoke outof?"

stoner #2 "lets smoke outta KURTS UNIT!!"

Stoner #3: "im hungry"

Stoner #4: "and then i was playin poker with this racoon....and he totally asked me where the creme filling was."

Stoner #1: "i want what you be smokin'...::cough**giggle**COUGH::
by Frenchy a.k.a. "Mary" September 18, 2008
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