junk mail

Glory holing through a mail slot.

Did you hear that tom totally junk mailed linda last nite!

by 203628 April 20, 2011

Junk Mail

Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole

John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"

by PolarTheBear April 20, 2011

Junk Fro

A lot of pubic hair around a man's penis, also known as their "junk."

Man, I really need to trim this Junk Fro before I hook up with that chick.

by JunkFroMaker June 1, 2011

junk tug

This is when a dude get his junk tugged by another person as a form of torment, torture, retaliation, or punishment. Not something performed by your comrades! Akin to it's distant cousin the junk punch this act distinctly involves the member directly and not the adjacent coin purse, and may be augmented by a lateral jerk or twist.

As I got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair I smacked her ass. She did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.

by Bloody Snotbubble August 7, 2011

Junk Knuckle

The point at which a penis bends.

Dude, his wang is so crooked it has a junk knuckle

by Whcgonzo October 28, 2011

Junk Bunny

In reference to someone who is annoying, whiney, or complains constantly.

I cant stand to be in the same room as you, your such a junk bunny!

by the unjunk bunny January 1, 2012

Junk Diving

The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.

He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."

She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."

by Retorter February 19, 2012