Junk Rider

A slut. One who rides the junk religiously.
phrase coined on episode 96 of The Mediocre Show with Eric and Taylor.

Also can be shortened to "J.R."

1.
Guy: Hey, junk rider!
J.R.: You want some?
Guy: Hell no, you've been on way too many cocks.

by someonewithnoone August 25, 2007

shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

by Ray Albright August 15, 2007

Drunk Junk

When you are so intoxicated you are unable to get an erection.

Wife: "Don't drink too much tonight. I wanna have sex later, and I don't want you having drunk junk"

by Hoch March 11, 2011

junk in the frunk

Another term for fupa .

She gotta lotta junk in the frunk.

by Bcanz1 November 17, 2022

hunk of junk

The real meaning is a super beautiful woman who is super amazing and incredibly awesome that you dont want to get rid of at all.

Colleen is such a hunk of junk.

by tweediebrd January 26, 2015

junk monster

crack head whos got shit all over him self

i tried buyin crack off a junk monster

by cool kidd October 7, 2005

Junk face

Being so fucked on any type of illicit drug you lose control of your facial features. Most commonly induced by poppers or exctasy.

"check out james or should i say junk face his own mother wouldn't recognise him in the state he's in"

by Brano December 15, 2008