Jonathan Upset

A type of anger exhibited quickly and often.

He will be Jonathan Upset when he reads this.

by shalalalalalalalalala November 26, 2011

jonathan plank

Attempting to do something on a scooter/skateboard and then falling over and then landing in a planking like position

Jonathan: i can do that 4 stair
daniel:you can do it
Every1: Dude hes planking
Blake: im cool

jonathan plank

by jndfkkjdgxcgffxgcjgytfdfghfyfg July 17, 2011

Wet Jonathan

Person who drinks his own cum or piss

Bob talk to much shit you wet Jonathan!

by Zaper939 October 19, 2021

Jonathan Andrews

The perfect guy with the biggest cock. He is loves everyone he knows. He is the nicest guy you will meet. Very good at sex, some call him a sex god because he is so good at it. He rails every one he sees, even m e n.

Girl 1: OMG IT'S JONATHAN ANDREWS!
Girl 2: OMG! Hes so CUTE and has a massive cok

by verybigmann34654352632 October 31, 2021

Brother Jonathan

A thick man from the hood who TOTALLY does not have a gun!

Did you see brother Jonathan, he’s got the stuff!

by You gotta do what you gotta do March 14, 2022

Jonathan Sinsworth

Johnathan Sinsworth was a spectacular individual who worked many professions to provide for his many children and wives

Wow, Jonathan Sinsworth is a hard worker!

by Sensei_Wu25 March 28, 2022

a Jonathan rolon

The name isn't real but It a saying for people who think there the greatest of all time

I know your good but don't be a Jonathan rolon

by Jonathan rolon November 21, 2020