javed

From the origin "jav"- non essential detail. The ability to "jav" someone else. When someone interrupts someone to correct non essential detail to a story

Person 1: My neighbor and his 2 year old son were going....

Person 2: He is actually a year and 10 months old

Person 3: He just "javed" your story

by Gheeeeee February 11, 2010

Jared

Jared Fogel, of Subway diet fame, lost 245 lbs in one year eating Subway fare. Lots of rumors about AIDS, coke, bypass surgery, but he apparently did it honestly.

Fat Bastard, to Austin Powers: "I went on the Subway diet, like Jared and lost 180 pounds. Unfortunately, now my neck looks like a vagina."

by Dr. Dutch Evil April 18, 2006

Jared

A good name that his been ruined by that pedophile from subway.

Girl: What's your name?
Guy: Jared.
Girl: Oh, like that pedo from subway?

by Super Nigger Faggot September 22, 2018

Jaedon

Jaedon is a very loyal, passionate, smart, funny, talented, outgoing guy. He will treat you like a princess and always has a big heart. He is the right person to give you advice when you are sad. You can tell him anything and he will understand. If I were to pick one person I would be together with, it'd be him. I cannot last a day without him and I'm thankful I met him. Nobody can replace him, even if you'd give me 9 million dollars.

A person with a big personality would be named Jaedon.

by Your.Secret.Admirer.-. January 24, 2020

Anam Javed

A Pakistani girl living in Melbourne who is kind and intelligent, and gorgeous too, but does not know it.

I wish she was as cool yet humble as Anam Javed.

by hoolahoop123 January 9, 2014

Dirty Jared

When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.

Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?

Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?

Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.

by SLAPPY BAG April 1, 2012

Jared

One who humps legs until the point of ejaculation

"My boyfriend pulled a Jared last night; needless to say he got my sheets all wet and I still got nothing out of it."

by Gerch December 31, 2007