Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window
by FacadeJG May 22, 2019
Get the jail breakmug. by defwvWE4V May 16, 2022
Get the Jailmug. 
The extended period during a wedding (or similar event) when guests are stuck seated at their assigned tables for way too long—usually due to drawn-out speeches, slow dinner service, slideshows, or excessive formalities. Typically includes boredom, mild social anxiety, and several unnecessary drinks.
“We didn’t even get up until 9:30. Total table jail.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”
by tmarienem May 19, 2025
Get the table jailmug. 
on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.
virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom
by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021
Get the national jail break daymug. Used in response to seeing something completely “out-of pocket” or ridiculous that’s funny. implies what the person just saw should be considered illegal.
Jail. Or
that’s jail.
that’s jail.
by suburbanslore April 8, 2023
Get the Jailmug.