Printer-rape

(v) To use someone else's printer without consent, penetrating their hard-drive, climaxing in an ejaculation of paper.

Danny was too lazy to install his own printer, so he broke into Talia's room and printer-raped the shit out of her, printing off five different copies in color.

by nogoys5770 October 14, 2009

jammy rape

When your mom or dad forces you to get your pj's on. You definetly do not want to. You struggle with all your might to break free from you mommy's grasp. But you cant. You call for an adult, but it is to late. Everybody's out of the house. Before you know it, your in your bed asleep. You were just forced into your own pj's.

Stevey: Adult! Adult! Im being jammie raped. help! Jammy rape! jammy rape!
Mother: Your next Martha.

by BOSnd417 March 17, 2010

Rape Fatigue

A condition brought about by the intake of too much false and harmful information from troglodytes surrounding the most basic understanding of rape. The condition was first documented in the United States, just days after Todd Akin, a republican member of the U.S. House of Representatives, made this comment: "If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. But let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work or something. I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be on the rapist and not attacking the child."

Symptoms of rape fatigue include extreme nausea, dizziness, and the urge to place Akin in a locked room with Eve Ensler. Rape Fatigue is not relieved by bed rest, but rather by rising up, voting democratic, and shouting the words, "Todd Akin is an ignorant, misogynistic asshat!"

Hey, did you see that moron on CNN last night trying to defend Todd Akin's statement about rape?

Shut the hell up, man! I've got fucking rape fatigue! I can't listen to any more rape-related bullshit from repubigots. Todd Akin is an ignorant, misogynistic asshat!

by Corktease August 23, 2012

Mental Rape

The act of mental manipulation on a person/people to persuade them to do something they would not normally do on a daily basis; it requires no physical contact.

Churches mentally rape people every Sunday to receive money.

Tithes is a form of mental rape.

by Ruff Diamond78 December 22, 2019

dome raped

being shot multiple times in the head, especially in the back of the head while being blindsided.
used especially in reference to paintball when you are shot multiple time in the back of the head, often by a triggerhappy teammate

i was fucking pwning when i got dome raped by some shit behind me.

by Paint -BALLER!- May 4, 2009

landscape rape

Stalking human on human perpetration that manifests in brutal theft of newly planted shrubs, pernennials, or potted annuals. Plant owner is left with a hollow empty feeling of loss, regret, and guilt. Was my landscaping really so tempting? Should I have dialed it back a bit? Less blossoms?

When you come home from work and you are like where the hell are my plants? The real thing America. First world problem. This is landscape rape.

by Gwenner June 27, 2015

steak raped

to take a girl out for a pricey dinner, pay for the whole thing, and then not only not get any nookie that night, but she doesnt respond to any of your texts or answer your phone calls

Me: Hey, dude, I took this chick out to Flemming's for a nice dinner that cost me over $100, and i didnt get any nookie at the end of the night.

Ryan: Dude that sucks

Me: Tell me about it! And since then she hasn't returned any of my texts or phone calls!

Ryan: Man, you got steak raped!

by marksu2 February 8, 2010