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Book Babe

It is what it says. A hot chick who likes to read and is constantly doing so. Can be found *GASP* in the library, in a cafe, in the back of the classroom, or somewhere quiet. Girls like this are normally hard to find anywhere else. SO DON'T COMPLAIN THAT YOU CAN'T FIND THEM IN A MALL OR OUT IN PUBLIC. They probably don't shop much, or are as giggly as most girls. Some can be EXTREMELY shy, some are abso-fuckinlotley crazy, proceed with caution.
DUUUDE, where are all the hot girls?
Look in the library, there's some book babes.
by Loihyjv February 4, 2014
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Mathematic’s books

The best (mis)use of an apostrophe spotted outside a city bookstore in mainland China.
An English tourist (who is a linguist professor back home) was reported to have experienced a seconds-long stroke on seeing the “Mathematic’s books” classification, and the cashier on seeing her customer’s dizziness immediately jumped to her rescue.
by Fasters December 11, 2022
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Story Booking

By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.
Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.
by jacobraybans May 3, 2013
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vent book

A vent book being a book where people Wright there feelings and draw them in a book to vent in a book made to vent in
:guy1:Hey bitch
Guy2: my life sucks and I wanna die

Guy1: that sucks you should have a vent book I made one Bc my 8th girl and I broke up good thing I have 7 more
by Pp_milf July 25, 2021
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Book High

The feeling of euphoria and anxiousness you get during/after reading a book.
BIIIITCH IM ON SUCH A BOOK HIGH RIGHT NOW I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE SHIIIIIIIIIIII
by Authorazy April 21, 2018
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Dusty Book

Last night I met up with Ellen to revise and I got my head right down into her dusty books.

I went to eat her out and it was like a pile of dusty books
by ChalkyF June 5, 2010
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book wanker

Book wanker -

A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
Me - “In Game of thrones I can’t remember wolf wifey’s name”

Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”

Me - “no, her mum”

Book wanker - “fish wifey?”

Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”

Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”

Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
by Ghostraininmofo May 14, 2019
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