Davenport depth charge

The act of cupping ones hand over his rectum while in the shower allowing his hand to fill with water, then farting with force to evacuate the water, in essence, water bonging his own fart.
Pulled off such a horrible Davenport depth charge that I had to retile the bathroom. I now know not to eat in the shower
by We5ticle5 January 08, 2021
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won't charge

When something is not charging.
My iPad won't charge.
by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023
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Charge of the wife bregade

The act of pushing gender and race inclusivity by Hollywood for the exclusive purpose of making money.
Person A: Did you see that scene in endgame where all the women teamed up? That was badass.
Person B: That scene was cool but a real charge of the wife bregade.
by CptWondertoes October 31, 2019
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Do you feel in charge?

When you are about to kill your boss... possibly over strawberries and fiber for cross fitness.
"John I need you to go clean out the mens room"
"Do you feel in charge?"
"Whats with the bane mask?"
by Your father in heaven God March 07, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: §auna: The First Juvenile Discharge Release (charge)
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
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Trump charge

An accusation that lacks any degree of factual backing whatsoever despite people’s insistence that it does.
I’m not gay! That’s such a Trump Charge! Shuddup!”
by Indoril June 06, 2024
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Intervene Charge

Someone who recklessly does something and starts blaming someone else for their own negative consequences.

The term 'Intervene Charge' is consists of two words, 'Intervene' and 'Charge'. 'Intervene' here stands for the person trying to intervene (duh) and 'Charge' for him/her going in too quickly without assessing the situation.
This term is correctly used when the person in question tries to intervene with something, thus charging in recklessly to solve the situation while making it worse and then putting the blame on someone else.
The fact that you are blaming me now Wilhelmus, just proves that you pulled an Intervene Charge.
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