Take it to the hoop

To conceal contraband in one's rectum.

If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.

by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023

Hooped

To play basketball

(Hoop) reffering to the net in basketball.

" I just hooped with my homies."

by Barlett June 8, 2018

boop boop hoop yeah

Cbeerleader pharse, Means lets do this, excitement.

Boop Boop Hoop Yeah! That's right that's right!

by Chachachacheer January 17, 2014

Dunk On The Hoops

When you ejaculate through a woman's hoop earring and goes through.

We was fucking and this bitch had big ass earrings so you already know I had to dunk on the hoops.

by Pb_n_John November 1, 2020

Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.

“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”

by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025

hammett hoop

a single basketball goal in a field that has given many generations of kids a place to shoot hoops

Every time I drive by that hammett hoop, there is a young fellow shooting 3s. I bet that hammett hoop has seen more shots than a Memphis gas station.

by michael mooncricket III April 18, 2025

cheeto hooping

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.

Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.

by chestercheetah69420 November 27, 2022