I'm stuck in traffic.

a common excuse

Sorry I'm late because I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 15, 2023

Scandinavian traffic cone

To fill a condom with cum and diarrhoea and freeze it for a girl to use to wank/eat

“I heard Miss greenwood and Mr Donaldson did a Scandinavian traffic cone”

by Geraldine tiddlington the 2nd December 31, 2024

beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020

Sydney traffic

Everyone in a hurry to get nowhere fast.

Have you seen how Sydney people drive? Yeah Sydney traffic is the worst bro, I have constant anxiety attacks of some uninsured Punjab or Asian merging into my vehicle constantly.

by Markusbcool September 25, 2020

Traffic signage

A very small fandom where its about sentient traffic signs

the web show is made by gech and you can find the show in youtube.

"Yo dude have you heard about Traffic signage?" "What? no."

by Someonewhoknowsfandoms April 28, 2025

Ozumba traffic

This is a traffic jam that knows no beginning or end, an Ozumba traffic links one endless traffic to another one. It usually occur during working days, it has its origin from Lagos, Nigeria.

This Ozumba traffic is scary today.
I am sure I will get home by mid night today, thanks to Ozumba tariff.

by MacCaswell February 4, 2020

Roadrunner Traffic

The traffic that inconveniently appears just when you need the road to be clear, e.g. crossing an intersection or just entering the roadway. It always appears just after the road has been completely clear. This is exactly like the old Roadrunner cartoons.

I tried to cross the road and I was blocked by roadrunner traffic. It came out of nowhere!

by Frank Symptoms January 30, 2024