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Official Day of Ignoring

Every 9th of a month, the Official Day of Ignoring is celebrated.

On this day you can easily and without any guilt or shame ignore everyone and everything you don't want to waste your precious time with.

It has its roots in the urgent desire to ignore annoying people and tasks, something all humans share.

So: GO and Ignore!
A:"Hey. How are you? Wanna hang out?"
B:*ignores A, because it is Official Day of Ignoring*
by Maja09 June 9, 2021
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Ignore Boys Month

November is Ignore Boys Month. This is the month when girls ignore boys. They might not ignore them all the time, but the boys will know that they’re ignoring them a lot more. Watch out, boys!
“It’s ignore boys month! Fuck, man...”
These girls, man. Not good.”
by yaboifilip November 15, 2019
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ignore your gf day

On October 11th , every guy or girl who has a girlfriend must ignore them the ENTIRE day, no matter what!
Josh hasn’t talked to his girlfriend all day even though she blew up his phone multiple times. Unfortunately for Josh’s girlfriend it is October 11th which is “ ignore your gf day” ignore your gf day means to not talk to your gf at all the entire day of October 11th
by snoopy😻 October 11, 2023
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Being ignorant

A South Central PA term for being a AHole. May also be used in some other Appalachian other areas.
He’s just being ignorant. Sorry, I’m just being ignorant. He thinks being ignorant is funny?
by satkins93 December 2, 2022
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You have to ignore the majority of people

Unless they agree with me and then it should entirely dictate what the president does.
Hym "And I think this because I'm a super smart guy and should definitely have a say in other people's lives. You see, you have to ignore the majority of people because... You know, reason."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2024
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Feinting Ignorance

What you're doing... AND what I'M doing! GET IT!? It's a play on words! By shifting the context of the word IGNORANCE I make it so that I'M doing the same thing YOU'RE doing! Did you get it? Remember when I said that? Did you get it? Before I explained it, I mean.
Hym "Right. So, feinting ignorance is where you act as though you are unaware of information of which you are fully aware. But forms of bigotry such as sexism and racism and ablism are ALSO considered ignorance. So you could say that we are BOTH feinting ignorance, right? It's funny. Now, I now you're thinking 'You aren't really doing that! You're just saying to get away with it. You're ignorance is real.' And to that I say: YOU DON'T CARE! You don't give a single fuck about it. You just don't like the things I've said. AND I DON'T ANSWER TO YOU! You aren't an authority to which I can be held accountable. You're likely some piss-ant parent who's butt-hurt I said I don't care about you kids. Or are someone who doesn't like the idea of me not being worse than you. But it's funny right? Now that I explained it. It's kind of funny.... I'm one of the greatest comedy writers of all time, by the way. So... Yeah. That is all."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2023
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Ignorance Tube

The tube in the neck where assholes spew an overwhelming amount of ignorance, can also be the place that people shove food into known as the Nutrient Chute
I cant listen to john when he's spewing bullshit out of his Ignorance tube
by Genderlessbork April 21, 2018
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