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Hypocrite

Onision is a hypocrite.
by iAmBam May 26, 2019
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A female who thinks nobody has any right to tell her what to do with her own body, but thinks she has every right to decide what's best for an animal (when to spay or neuter an animal).
The hypocrite was quick to make decisions about an animal's body for the animal, but made it a crime for anybody else to treat her own body like it wasn't sacred.
by Solid Mantis June 26, 2019
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Someone who does the following...
1. Taunts people for watching (porn) then goes home and watches porn while (playing with themselves)
2. Says "I DON'T LIKE SECRETS!" and yet they pull people away and (gossip)
3. Talks about how gross Justin Bieber is and then you go over to their place and see them kissing a card board statue of Justin and putting their hand down their undies.
1. "Ew you watch porn your so gross" (goes home) "oh oh oh OH FUCK!"

2. "I HATE SECRETS STOP IT!" (later) "Hey come here i gotta tell you something..."
3." I hate justin bieber he's like so gross" (at a sleepover) "Oh yeah baby kiss meh!"
ALL ARE HYPOCRITES!!!
by Ew123 June 27, 2019
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Some one who tells people not to do things and then does these things themselves
Anna: *dumps Ovie and Kisses Jordan*

The UK: Anna is such a hypocrite, you can’t get mad at Danny and Micheal and then Do ThE SaMe BlOoDy ThInG
by Yeetboo July 7, 2019
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someone who doesn't practice what they preach
Person1: dude look at Kyle... He keeps telling people to stop smoking because it's so bad for you but he's literally smoking right now
Person2: Wow. What a hypocrite
by sireeee July 10, 2019
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Someone who tells you abstract thought is free thought, then tells you how to think abstract (theoretical, draw a red circle and a yellow square). Someone who tries to show you how to live, but tells you to live freely.
The good life the girl wanted to take them on a tour of was overrated. Really, she was a hypocrite like everyone else.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019
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The hypocrite who tried to break in the house watched for suspicious activity. Suspicion followed him/her, but did not follow other people.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2019
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