Hooka

The misspelling of the word hookah.

Some Dude: Let's go to a hooka bar.

Me: You fucking fuck face mother fucker, if your going to add to the Urban Dictionary then fucking spell correctly. God you're a stupid benis.

by TheMolester October 28, 2006

hookering

the act of being a hooker or the act of selling yourself.

You want to come hookering in our neighborhood.
Shouldn't you be hookering somewhere.

by Pimpin Dark February 26, 2005

g-hook

attachable rafter hook for cordless nailgun
(aussie invention)

I can safetly hang my nailgun thanks too my g-hook, no more dropping to the ground.

by G Hook November 10, 2005

Philadelphia Meat Hook

When a man is getting head he reaches around and inserts his fingers into her asshole and gripping with all of his might lifting her off her feet making her head swing forward. This shoves your cock deep down her throatgiving the best deep throat of your life.

Just as I was about to blow it I gave her the Philadelphia Meat Hook causing her to forcefully swallow all my baby batter.

by Gradie Train March 22, 2009

off the hook

Off the hook is actually a modernization of a series of slang words. Closely related to off the chain, there refering to something being so "fresh" and "new" that its literally right off the store shelf. (started in reference to clothes, the hangar being the hook)

Them shoes are off the hook dog.

by DK Kaytan October 6, 2004

fish hook

using your index finger to pull down a girls shirt in order to see her boobs.

I fish-hooked Anastasia last night. Those were some nice ass titties.

by HMR July 20, 2008

Rusty Fish hook with a twist

This is the beautiful act of where you are laying the pipe and you stick your finger in your partners brown eye. wiggle you finger till your partner starts to squirm. at this point with one single sweep, hook your finger in their mouth an pull hard. the twist..... while you are pulling like you caught a beast of a fish spit in their mouth. let go. then proceed to blow your man juice on them and laugh hysterically. note they are so preoccupied with the spit in their mouth they neglect to realize their was a shit covered finger in their mouth

Mike gave blakes mom the rusty fish hook with a twist last night. it was great.

by Johnny Jizzem March 6, 2007