Beat like a hooker

A phrase that expresses extreme fatigue. The word "beat" (though it is used to describe tiredness) is often used to describe slutty women who have sex often and look like trash (see bro-ho's for more details) Hookers often fall into this category, which is why this phrase came to be.

"Man, I'm so tired. I'm beat like a hooker."

Beat like a hooker by Ronnie Carrier December 16, 2008

midget hooker 

A hooker who is less than 5 foot tall. Not restricted to genetic dwarf humans but could also be smallish Asian types and chronic crack whores who lose bone density and shrink.

BigE.."what the fuck was that??"
JJ.."A child hooker???"
BigE.."it's so small..."
JJ.."nah man, just that midget hooker on MacArthur.."

midget hooker by LaurelE June 5, 2009

Dirty Pirate Hooker 

-A hooker in the early 1700s to late 1800s who serviced the bucaneers of ole, nowadays a common term to use towards a woman who has committed an act of betrayal or acted in a way characteristic of a dirty pirate hooker.
-Also to be used towards a woman who is a potential canidate to bone

Hey that kate girl is a real dirty pirate hooker, I wantz to bone her.

Dirty Pirate Hooker by Caspian April 4, 2005

housewife hooker 

A homemaker who rents herself out part time to make extra cash, usually behind her husband's back.

Cheryl keeps the palace clean in the day, and fucks anything that moves by night. That's one fine housewife hooker.

housewife hooker by blix99 May 13, 2005

Crooked hooker 

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

Crooked hooker by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

music hooker 

a fucking music whore, cannot live a day without listening to music.

guy1: i forgot my ipod! FUUUCK
guy2: its not the end of the world though.

guy1: but i need something plugged in my ears!

guy2: pssh music hooker

music hooker by fuckturd July 28, 2010

charity hooker 

A hooker who does her work for free.

"Mary is a charity hooker, always thinking of her clients. Isn't that the hooker you want on your side?"

charity hooker by brokendreamboi July 15, 2009