Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.
by Tremb1es April 7, 2020
Get the Hooker's Showermug. *drops phone*
Person: Aghh, fucking hookers!
*missed alarms*
Person: Damnit, fucking hookers.
*Gets the clap*
Person: Fucking Hookers......
Person: Aghh, fucking hookers!
*missed alarms*
Person: Damnit, fucking hookers.
*Gets the clap*
Person: Fucking Hookers......
by Miss Puss November 4, 2019
Get the Fucking Hookersmug. First you pay a hooker for sex, and then you complete the “transaction.” Afterwards you start to talk about your life and life’s struggles. The hooker offers advice and comforts you in this time of need.
I left a review for “Escorts A La Modé” stating:
“ I really enjoyed Nadia, not only for her openmindness during our encounter but also for the hooker cuddle after.”
“ I really enjoyed Nadia, not only for her openmindness during our encounter but also for the hooker cuddle after.”
by jfs912 February 16, 2019
Get the Hooker Cuddlemug. by Captain Clam Hammer May 24, 2019
Get the Hooker Pissmug. A woman who steals all your shit. Then has the balls to ask for help. Also who steals your kid and acts like she did the right. In reality all she is doing is giving that child a horrible life. One who sucks major asshole. Eats cooters.
by Firenerd January 26, 2014
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Do not click on this, this person is just being a Youtube Hooker.
Do not click on this, this person is just being a Youtube Hooker.
by Youtube Hooker May 9, 2014
Get the Youtube Hookermug. The yacht/boat equivalent of a Lot lizard . A female that makes her way around a boat/yacht / ship marina looking for sex.
by Big Red! August 27, 2022
Get the Hull Hookermug.