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Hooker's Shower

When one only washes thier: asshole, crotch, armpits, and teeth.
Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.
by Tremb1es April 7, 2020
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Fucking Hookers

A phrase used to describe any form of frustration. Blame it on the fucking hookers.
*drops phone*
Person: Aghh, fucking hookers!
*missed alarms*
Person: Damnit, fucking hookers.
*Gets the clap*
Person: Fucking Hookers......
by Miss Puss November 4, 2019
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Hooker Cuddle

First you pay a hooker for sex, and then you complete the “transaction.” Afterwards you start to talk about your life and life’s struggles. The hooker offers advice and comforts you in this time of need.
I left a review for “Escorts A La Modé” stating:

“ I really enjoyed Nadia, not only for her openmindness during our encounter but also for the hooker cuddle after.”
by jfs912 February 16, 2019
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Hooker Piss

When you have ur friend stick a fish Hook through your foreskin so you can piss no handed
The paraplegic had his friend help him hooker piss
by Captain Clam Hammer May 24, 2019
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tool hooker

A woman who steals all your shit. Then has the balls to ask for help. Also who steals your kid and acts like she did the right. In reality all she is doing is giving that child a horrible life. One who sucks major asshole. Eats cooters.
Fat cankle ho who stole your wallet and money. You call that bitch a tool hooker.
by Firenerd January 26, 2014
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Youtube Hooker

When someone decides to post a scamming website in the Youtube comments.
"I just watched this full movie streaming online at : http ://cutt.us/xKg1"

Do not click on this, this person is just being a Youtube Hooker.
by Youtube Hooker May 9, 2014
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Hull Hooker

The yacht/boat equivalent of a Lot lizard . A female that makes her way around a boat/yacht / ship marina looking for sex.
OMG! Look at that Hull Hooker! She gonna get some D on the B!
by Big Red! August 27, 2022
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