Hoffys Luck

When something so unlucky happens to someone which is so unlucky but typical of that person

Mate loses his license just a day after he had it suspended for 12months, thats hoffys luck for sure!

by Fredangle September 14, 2015

hoffler

Person that is white as hell yet tries to fit in with the blackest people EVER

Jaquon: Yo nigga you know that boy Dave?? I swear he is such a hoffler and Imma bout to tell him to screw off and shit if he doesn't stop tryin'a be black....he said he is even gonna change his name to Da' vonne.
Jamarcus: Aw hell no! Not while my black ass is alive! Aint gonna happen

by Bitchandshit January 13, 2016

hofflander

Dumb person. Who makes you laugh when you are bored or anything else. Supposed to grow up to be a clow

That is so a hofflander kind of guy

by Kenzie k with a capital K May 27, 2016

hofland

a very appealing last name great at sex used for only hot guys

oh he was so hofland last night

by Austin Hofland February 23, 2017

Hofalaneous

An adjective used to describe someone who is too slutty and disgusting to be labeled a whore and therefore must be given a different title to correctly depict the persons whore level

He is a Hofalaneous ass negro, I swear. I bet you he got herpaghonnasyphalaids.

by BabyLlamaMama August 30, 2017

hofanity

ho(hoe) - boy & girl hoes!

fa(fake) - fake ass bitches.

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especially goes for the boys becuase theres so many nonloyal boys out there that cant just focus on ONLY there girlfriend.. & that cant just show love to there girlfriend . & also them girls that loose they virginity before they even 15 ! & the fake part goes out to them girls that be talking bout that girl for one second & then b hanging with her !. the ones that dont like that girl & just be cool with her .

i thought you were a virgin now you showing hofanity

by hofanity December 23, 2017

hoffin

The silliest 20lbs cat you'll ever meet. She only eats, sleeps, and sniffs mass amounts of liquid cat nip. If a hoffin doesn't receive one of the three previous stated.. she will meep retardedly non stop, not meow cause hoffins don't meow they only meet, untill she gets what she wants. Hoffin is a one in million type cat.

"I wonder what Hoffin is meeping for"

by eluebke1 March 11, 2018