Christian Hipster

A hipster who is into Jesus and goes to church. Usually a Christian hipster is a year behind all usual hipster trends.

I met this Christian Hipster at Starbucks who JUST got into Vampire Weekend.

by lordofstuff November 26, 2011

Hipster Victory

When one person demonstrates hipster dominion over another.

Guy: "I love this band!"
Guy 2: "I love them too. Infact, I love the limited edition split E.P. they did back in 02 the most".
Guy: "I don't think I know that record..."
Guy 2: "Hipster victory!"
Onlooker: "Enjoy it, prick".

by Sander Cohen March 25, 2008

hipster

the true meaning of what it is to be a fag who craves attention. These scum sit around, criticizing anyone and everyone who isn't in their circle at starbucks with a laptop sucking dick. They tend to be found in groups and will often look at you in disgust if you so much as make eye contact with them, this will be preceded by whispers, probably whispers of their homosexual tendencies. Most of them suck at playing one particular instrument and form together to make an indie band. Hipsters always love to be out of the main stream, when in fact, they are second in main stream culture, next to the swag fags.

Tage: "I wouldn't even consider us being hipster, we aren't even mainstream".
Nigel: "I just hate the cooperate machine, I won't ever conform".
Tage: "Let's go to starbucks and look at memes."

by Joemamabitch September 7, 2013

Hippy

The counter-culture of the 1960's. They believe in equality, love, and peace. They are anit-war and pro-choice. These people are responsible for making the best music known to man. They also popularized recreational drug use.

Fuck the draft, man!

by BulletInTheHead January 2, 2005

Liberal Hippy Politics

"Obamanomics: $1.08 trillion debt and 8.9% unemployment for 2012"

"The Congressional Budget Office on Tuesday predicted the budget deficit will rise to $1.08 trillion in 2012.

CBO also projected the jobless rate would rise to 8.9 percent by the end of 2012, and to 9.2 percent in 2013."

reddogreport.com/2012/01/obamanomics-2012-1-08-trillion-debt-and-8-9-unemployment/

I told you so..... what else can I say. I can't believe I remember this.

Yet the liberal hippy will still vote for obama, enen though Obama accomplished none of his goals but socialist healthcare. But that must be enough. A pure example of Liberal Hippy Politics.

It is really kind of beautiful isn't it?

by ArtVandalay July 30, 2012

Mormon Hipster

Not one to push the envelope too far, the Mormon Hipster tests the waters of hipster-dom by wearing “diet-hipster” clothes- All the hipster look without the calories, or, in this case, the homosexual tendencies. Rocking skinner than normal jeans, slightly lower neckline t-shirts, appropriately vintage footwear, and whimsical plastic framed glasses in day glow colors, the Mormon Hipster is cool enough to hang at an indie concert while still holy enough to attend church the next morning.

After church, my friend Dave and I bought neon pink nerdy glasses to complete our Mormon Hipster look.

by NotRita July 15, 2010

Hipster Hitler

Hitler has strangely become an Internet sensation of sorts. He mocks LeBron James for leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers and scoff's at Susan Boyle for not winning Britain’s Got Talent. “Hipster Hitler" turns the most evil human being in history into a caricature, allowing all of us to step back for a moment and laugh at someone we truly despise.

(Credit to The Jail Break. C O M)

Bro 1: "Does that alt-bro have an ironic mustache AND a "I Heart Juice" t-shirt on?"

Bro 2: "WTF!"

Bro 1: "SNAP. Hipster Hitler!"

Bro 2: "Well, he was the original hipster bitch."

by nickrrrad September 7, 2010