Something that is very large in ratio to the size of its or your body. This refers to the size of a hamsters penis in relationship to the size of its body. This ratio is said to be close to 1:1
by Noname85 November 9, 2012
Get the hamster dick mug.The definition of a hipster is that they are nit and do not like mainstream things. But since hipsters are now mainstream, then they must like mainstream things.
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Since a hipster likes everything before it becomes popular, a reverse-hipster likes things after they are already popular and run into the ground.
i.e. a hipster that is late for things.
i.e. a hipster that is late for things.
Friend 1: You should read the Hunger Games!
Friend 2: I'll read them after everyone is done with them. I don't feel like jumping aboard this train right now- they're all finished reading already so I won't be able to catch up.
Friend 1: You're like a reverse-hipster....
Friend 2: I'll read them after everyone is done with them. I don't feel like jumping aboard this train right now- they're all finished reading already so I won't be able to catch up.
Friend 1: You're like a reverse-hipster....
by Bridgette Loaf April 8, 2012
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even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves
even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves
Bruno: Hey man, what in the world is your hamster doing?
Alfie: Oh, don't worry about it, he's just hamsterbating.
Bruno: Gross man, you need to get him a woman!
Alfie: Oh, don't worry about it, he's just hamsterbating.
Bruno: Gross man, you need to get him a woman!
by Hamster man November 11, 2006
Get the hamsterbating mug.A growing number of twenty-something ladies that generally follow the same dotted line. May be identified by showing one or more of the following characteristics: small scars all over their flapjack bodies, due to adding and removing piercings as the trends changed (now they all look stupid), beautiful faces but hideous souls -or- hideous faces made beautiful by their hard-earned vocational school cosmetology certification.
very materialistic, ugly, selfish women. Also very clever women that are used to getting what they want.
very materialistic, ugly, selfish women. Also very clever women that are used to getting what they want.
by pinkflamingo April 21, 2010
Get the hipstercunts mug.The new thing you DO NOT want to be. Hipsters tend to purposefully look for the things that no one else likes just to say that they like it. To them, if the music, art etc. are in style or cool to others, it is uncool. Hipsters usually are the people who think they are original when there parents probably did the same thing when they were kids. Indies and hipsters are VERY different.
First person: Look at elaine and her new "geek style" glasses.
Second Person: Hey! I saw a picture of my mom with those same glasses on from the 80's!
First Person: wow. what a hipster.
Second Person: Hey! I saw a picture of my mom with those same glasses on from the 80's!
First Person: wow. what a hipster.
by Starsty January 15, 2011
Get the Hipster mug.A more gangsta version of a Hipster. Exemplified by listening to rap, ghetto mannerisms, and occasional gangsta speech but still retains the apparel and sensibilities of a Hipster.
Hipster 1 - "Man, what's up with that guy?"
Hipster 2 - "I don't know, he's like one of us...but not"
Hood Hipster - "Fuck yo couches BITCH!"
Hipster 2 - "I don't know, he's like one of us...but not"
Hood Hipster - "Fuck yo couches BITCH!"
by Hood Hempster March 16, 2011
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