im so happy for you

The thing you say when you are trying to hide your true feelings. You normally mean the opposite while saying this.

Are you still trying to find a bf

Yea It’s great I’m talking to the cutest guy rn

Oh that’s great I’m so happy for you(he says dying of jealousy)

Im so happy for you

by Suishui November 16, 2021

happy naked time

1. To have sexual intercourse.

It looks like Tim and Brianne are about to go have some 'happy naked time.'

by jdillpickle May 12, 2007

Happy Monday

"Happy Monday" is a weekly internationally distributed email based newsletter full of breasts that keep you Happy on Monday’s.

It's subscribers belong to "The Kingdom Of Happy Monday" - a delightful and wonderful place, headed by King Monday and his loyal band of sub editorial merry men - "The Tittie Committee".

According to legend, on thy 8th day God created the Boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was...awesome. He then made sure King Monday took control of Boobies worldwide given his great appreciation and knowledge of them to spread the joy to the people of the Kingdom.

Why Happy Monday? It's simple - don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday...and that just won't do.

So thanks to Happy Monday, subscribers don’t complain anymore - instead riding into their week with a sunny disposition after learning to spend one seventh of their lives being truly happy, giddy and occasionally taught to be a better person.

Apparently, a woman's biggest annoyance is having a man talk to her chest all night. On the other hand, a man's biggest annoyance is seeing boobs he can't touch.

Happy Monday aims to help men learn to maintain eye contact.

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by Happy Monday August 8, 2010

Hairy Eyeball

When someone looks you up and down in a judgemental way.

I ran into my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend at the party and she gave me the hairy fuckin' eyeball.

by GLo Meatball November 4, 2003

Happy as a dog with two dicks

A phrase used when a great sence of self achievment has been reached, or one is seriousley happy.

Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969

by Jacob Davey December 28, 2005

Number two happy meal

During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.

Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.

Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?

Roger : What man ?

Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.

by darker May 11, 2009

hairy mound

A afro-like mound of hair covering a woman's upper and lower fluffer, generally seen on a sexually frustrated or confused lass, whom is physically unaware of the mass amounts of hair follicles, ranging from .6-9 inches long, sprouting out of her too-tight pot-vagina induced acid washed jeans. (though the 80's fashion trends have died out, this one has some how found a reason to stay)

"Holy shit dude! Check out the hairy mound on Melinda!"
"Damn!! Let me get out my weed wacker!"

by Cleveland Mound March 20, 2008