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half cancer

When one has half of their head shaved and has the uncontrollable urge to wiggle their fingers fast.
Sorry! My half cancer is acting up
by Astreet13 February 3, 2017
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half-harded

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.
Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"
by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012
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Half Masting

When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.
Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"
by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012
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half a pennie

The currency used to buy the shmunkagraph
Buy the shmunkagraph today for just half a pennie
by styzz fan May 9, 2023
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Half-of-a-sister

Chloe Bourgeoisie calls Zoe Lee her half of a sister.
Person: what’s a sister called when her mother is your mom but you have different fathers
Chloe: half-of-a-sister?
Person: R A C I S T
by Delete this account now July 24, 2023
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fisherman’s half

When you’ve still got half a pint left but your mate offers you a drink and you don’t want to miss out, so you get a half pint with which to top up the glass. A common scenario since the decline of the fishing industry, so fishermen sit at a ‘spoons nursing a pint instead of fishing.
Ray: Want a pint mate?
Hank: Still got half, I’ll take a fisherman’s half
by gsb October 24, 2019
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meth and a half

dimorian johnson
dimorian: puts a hotdog on top of the bread instead of in the bread
me: that’s meth and a half
by trysaratops October 11, 2022
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