playing the guitar

to play with a girls boobs and pussy at the same time.

jeff said shut the damn door while playing the guitar.

by chris poivka June 10, 2008

Guitar SoLoL

A guitar solo that is inserted into a song even though the band has absolutely no talent.

Did you hear that guitar solol in Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2?

by sjlsjlsjl June 14, 2009

Bass Guitar

a four stringed instrument created in the 1950's replacing the upright bass or cello. often overlooked as an instrument, the bass guitar does not get much credit unless the bassist shows true talent such as Thomas Commerford from Rage Against the Machine or Johnny Christ from Avenged sevenfold. In analogies,
Bass is the sperm and the Guitar is the penis

Guitar is the hot chick, and the Bass is the sex

Guitar is the cereal, Bass is the Milk

Bass guitar Rockers!
Thomas Commerford from Rage Against the Machine

Johnny Christ from Avenged sevenfold

by Voorhees11 March 9, 2009

Guitty

The national language of Guitteauland, in which the word "pussy" has nearly 50 variations. Any one with the surname "Guitteau" is traditionally fluent in this odd language, and he/she usually has saggy titties along with very hairy pussy pubes.

Mary Lynn GUITTEAU: I wike to say hewow to strangas and hahve wiiild sayx with zthem.

Austin: I don't know what the fuck u sayin'- you must be speekin' the Guitty. And get yo tits outta ma face.

by Neil Vincent Bonaventure Duris May 30, 2008

Sex Guitar

Common name for the bass guitar. Credited to its loin-frothing baritone grooves aswell as its slit-fizzing funk licks.

Are you going to the Manhattan Exchange gig Tonight?
Yeah, I hear their Sex Guitarist is daycent biy.

by J.C.ManhattanExchange November 6, 2009

guitar

A 6, 7, or 12 stringed instrument which is about 3 ft long, and is very popular to play. If you are right-handed, you play chords with your left hand by arranging your fingers in different patterns along the frets, and strum it with your right hand.

I am learning to play the guitar.

by CombatWombat August 14, 2003

Guitar Zero

A person who thinks and acts as if they are good at the game Guitar Hero, but in reality, they are horrible

Guitar Zero: Yo, let's go to my house and rip it up at guitar hero, i'm nasty... i'll beat anyone

Person: year right dude, you suck

by Teddi July 20, 2008