Che Guevara

A man whose picture appears on red T-shirts at Hot Topic for around $15-20 bucks. You can also buy iron-on patches and label buttons with Che's face on them for about $1 buck each.

What better way to display your fad-driven support of Communism by buying merchandise supplied by large corporations? Who cares if your supporting the "machine", he looks so badass on those T-shirts. You're sure to impress all your punk/stoner friends and maybe attract that cute alternachick that sits in front of you in your art class if ol' Che is with you.

I'm sure that this is exactly what Che would want: his image used by corporations to sell merchandise to naive teenage "rebels". Corporations know that most so-called "Communists" and "Anarchists" are just glorified potheads that can be just as easily manipulated as an Abercrombie shopper.

Get your parent's credit cards, kids! Cause there's a 50% discount on all Communist related merchandise at Hot Topic! This week only!

See also irony.

by Che Mama March 6, 2005

you would never guess what happened

How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.

"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."

by jaydub8907 January 7, 2008

Gueule

French slang.

When people greet other persons, it's a word employed with pronoun "ma" in an expression which means "how are you?".

: "Ouaich/Wesh ma gueule, tranquille? La forme ? or : "Bien ma gueule cousin ?"

Nota bene : You can replace this word by "couille" preceded by "ma" but this sentence could take the meaning of "How are you buddy ?". You have too : "Bien ou quoi ?"

by Guile Hanthrop December 21, 2009

guerbi

Another word for noob with no RL

Rick: "Whats your name?"
Guerbi: "Guerbi =)"
Rick: "OMG!! Such a noob!"
Guerbi: "Thx"

by Lolmaster322 April 1, 2009

Guevos

Balls or Testicles of a man

Example : Quieres chupar mis guevos ?

Translation: Do you want to suck my balls?

by Inhuman lod February 12, 2018

guedid

Guedid- a black form of a stupid chicken also known as Huiplet in Africa.

Hey theres a Guedid in the bushes!

by Baron June 10, 2004

guesspanol

Spanish sounding words created by an english speaking person with little or no fluency in Spanish. Some of the words are actual words in Spanish, but most are just plain ridiculous. Usually used out of necessity in the workplace.

Good Guesspanol:
la copa= la copa (the cup)
telephono=telephono (the telephone)
Bad Guesspanol:
el dustbusterario=
(vacuum cleaner)
el desko= (the desk)
la lampa= (the lamp)

by lotus_six July 8, 2009