Gunch

aka Guy Lunch; When the guys in the office get together for lunch. Typically at a Sports Bar or Hooters or pretty much anywhere that serves beer and wings.

Clay: Hey, what are you doing for lunch?
Dannon: No plans...gunch?
Clay: Gunch!
Dannon: Let's do it!

by KingD1234 July 22, 2011

Mexican-Grinch

An exceptionally heinous little halfling (typically of Mexican decent) that derives pleasure from crapping on the the merriment and kindness of innocent whites during the holidays. The Mexican-Grinch is a sad, lonely, vile critter that lives in seclusion with an unfortunate poor stolen dog (held in hostage against its will). Once a year before Christmas, this small slimy nasty creature crawls out of hiding to break into decent homes and "look through trash cans" in order to steal people's identity for it's green card. However, recent studies have shown that leaving a plate of fiber one brownies out can stop the Mexican-Grinch up from shitting all over your holiday!

person 1- "Honey, did you use my credit card to buy George Lopez tickets?"
person 2- "NOOOOO, Mexican-Grinch!!!!
person 1- Fuck.

by Viva La Donald April 23, 2018

Gunch

Gay Lunch. when two men eat lunch together and then swap blow jobs.

1. verb. I'm totally going to gunch him someday.
2. noun. So I had a really nice midday gunch with Austin today.

by immaslut August 1, 2012

grunchle

When you fuck sombody with your beard

I Will grunchle you

by Yoybror July 3, 2017

Grunchy Music

Grunchy music is Grungy southern rock and country music combined and twisted hard to form a new genre of alternative country music. A dirty mix of badass, make you do bad things... but take you to church all at the same time music.

The TC3 tore up the stage and brought the house down with their Grunchy music.

by Cinelynnie August 12, 2017

Grunchu

A man that holds great power even though it does not seem like it. He also owns every thot in the seven seas.

I met a Chicago man and he seemed like a total Grunchu. Hopefully he adds me to his thot collection.

by DaddyLafe April 13, 2021

grunchy

something that is both crunchy and gross.

“ew, have you see callmecarson? hes so grunchy..”

by autotheibsking August 14, 2021