God 

god is just basically better than you

God is better than you

God by Ur_mom_gay23 July 23, 2018

God 

Memes and everything on the internet

“Hey man, show me a picture of God!”
*shows them a picture of Sanic kissing Saness*

God by Zer0Rebel4 June 7, 2018

God 

Memes and death

“Show me a picture of God”
*gets a picture of Sanic*

God by Zer0Rebel4 June 7, 2018

God 

Something that doesn't exist

Kid: Hey! You should read the bible!
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.

God by OMGLOLXD June 10, 2018

god 

The cause of all life’s problems...

Person 1: the world is so fucked up.
Person 2: yeah it’s all god’s fault...

god by // :-0 // June 18, 2018

God 

A woman watching above the clouds. Some claim it’s Beyoncé.

God is watching, give her a good show.

God by sadvalem October 2, 2018

God 

A being that Vapes to create what humans call "clouds" or "fog". Strong stoner type that creates wild ass things.

Mason: how are clouds made?
Mom: God vaping son. He is the VAPE GOD.
Mason: what if there are no clouds out?
Mom: God's got one hella of a nicotine buzz

God by Kidrain97 October 17, 2018