God

The lie that gives humanity the blessing of eternal ignorance.

Fictional character in 'The Bible'

"I love God, he's my favourite fictional character." -Homer J. Simpson

by Mirku January 10, 2009

God

The greatest underachiever of all time

Holocaust, George Bush, Reality TV- examples of God's breathtaking underachievement

by Anonymous Henchman June 20, 2007

gods!

1. The prefered outburst of the people of the ancient or fictional civilisations before the gods affiliated under one name for business and political reasons. Then decided using God's name in vain was a heinous sin, for authoritarian reasons.

2. A subtle double blasphemy to be exclaimed when surrounded by devout christians.

Roland of Gilead: "By the gods!"

by Thomas Harman January 13, 2009

God

The bitch who rose from the dead or sum shit.

"On the third day Jah- I mean God rose or sum"

by snek. May 14, 2019

God

God is love the creator of the world.

For god so loved the world he gave his one and only son. That whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

by GypsyGirl112 September 18, 2016

GOD

The creator of earth; king of kings; highest of high; highest ruler;

God is the almighty king of heaven!!!

by unicornrainbowcupcake December 4, 2015

God

The creator of the world

God is the creator of all things

by Wolftagger May 3, 2016