Wait until an unsuspecting fool falls asleep with their mouth open. In the early morning hours - rip your underwear off, place your asshole flush against their open mouth, and fart as hard as you can.
This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.
This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.
Today I performed the old Morning Glory prank. My roommate Todd was coughing and shitting himself all day. What an idiot.
Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.
Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.
by Bulbous Jack H December 27, 2011
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(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.
I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.
by Jake January 20, 2004
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Get the Morning glory mug.A full-bodied, well deserved, punch in the rectum. The performance of the Fist of Glory is usually accompanied by a loud, soul-shaking roar. Given out of spite, respect, love, cowardice, or humor; the Fist of Glory if performed right, is like a sucker punch for your butthole.
"If I see that damn mailman again, I'm gonna give him the Fist of Glory"
"Grandma sure gave that guy a Fist of Glory"
"Grandma sure gave that guy a Fist of Glory"
by asbelloniblood June 3, 2009
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by StevieEnglish February 8, 2010
Get the Fading Glory mug.A glory hole for females so horribly disgusting that you don't have to worry about the wall falling over and accidentally exposing the Land whale.(added bonus of the wall being sound-proof so you don't hear the disgruntling sounds of her going to work on your stick)
I was so horny last night bro, I found a troll and then proceed to let her abuse me threw a concrete glory hole.
by Bare-e September 8, 2010
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