gloob

The name given to a boyfriend who is on their phone but does not text you back

"He wont text me back! He is being such a gloob."

by That Guy 1235 August 3, 2013

glock

A fairly good handgun, it is only second best in quality to some sort of portable nuke-launching handgun. It can also be used as a darn good melee weapon.

i.e. Hit foe in head with glock. Repeat.

by thelegendaryfightman May 19, 2004

Glonkie

An irish term for forgetful

Awwww sure that bleedin reddan one is a glonkie girl!!!

by Stevieboy!! November 4, 2008

Glocks And Rocks

The most dangerous gang in the USA. They rep Springfield, MA and they are no one to fuck with. Usually roll with glocks and sell crack rocks.

O shit nigga its Glocks and Rocks! Run niggas run fo ya muthafuckin' lives!

by Chirs Wallace April 28, 2005

glock rock

rock that rocks so hard its got people shooting up the place with their glocks and shit.

yo put on some glock rock my trigger finger be itchin and shit

by fatchinese April 28, 2009

A Farewell to Glocks

A Farewell to Glocks takes place at the end of a Counter-Strike: Source game when the server begins to change maps. At this time, everybody on both teams is frozen at their spawn points with a scoreboard in front of them. Everybody who isn't typing then proceeds to buy glocks from the buy menu and toss them to the ground, making a large pile in front of every player. Nobody is quite sure why this takes place, but it can be seen in almost every Counter-Strike: Source server one may encounter.

Note: This practice generally doesn't happen in older versions of Counter-Strike (1.5, 1.6, CZ) because they don't have realtime physics so the guns don't stack nicely.

killuh6969: gg guys
boom_headshot123: hey guys, lets buy a bunch of glocks and throw them on the ground!
killuh6969: A Farewell to Glocks!
boom_headshot123: shut up, thats not even clever

by Skeeter McDougal February 17, 2006

Glockenspiel

- A German Instrument (bell-play)

- An Insult
- The Tip Of A Mans Penis

- Person: did you know Hans can play a Glockenspiel
Person 2: "wow thats awesome!"

- Person: "god damn it Andy you fucking Glockenspiel"

- Person: "Hey baby wanna come back to mine and play with my Glockenspiel"

by PhraseMakerDrugTaker December 2, 2017