Gladiator sandals

Ugly looking shoes worn by girls named Jennifer

Please tell Jennifer not to wear those gladiator sandals anymore they are not attractive

by Lional ritchie June 15, 2018

Gladius

Another way of saying Headass

You fucking gladius

by Russians findings Alnwick June 17, 2018

gladiator

A person or device whose primary purpose or function is to make someone glad.

Cheer up lads; the gladiator is on her way!

by Markydeva October 22, 2018

glade

A slang used for the game "Gladiatus" by Gameforge.

Omar: How's it going, bro?
Brian: Oh, just chilling. Playing some glade.
Omar: Cool bro! Did you complete the dungeon?

by young lude December 5, 2018

Glade Spray

The thing that you use to kill a cockroach with when the bug swatter is too far away.

or

The thing that you use when you took a big shit.

Me: FUCKING GET THE FLY SWATTER!
Sister: IT'S TOO FAR!
Me: PASS ME THE GLADE SPRAY!
Sister: *passes holy savior*
Me: FUCKING DIE, BITCH!
Cockroach: *Crawls under the couch*
Me: FUCKING HELL!

by i'm-bored.-don't-judge-me June 6, 2019

glad-handout

Where someone eagerly/effusively greets you in a super-jovial "hearty handshake" manner merely to hopefully put you more in the mood to give him a loan or ride or other gratuity that he doesn't deserve and probably will not be able/willing to pay you back for.

In one of the classic Burns & Allen shows, Gracie laughingly reads over some old love-letters from George, which are in poetry-form and are invariably glad-handouts, as in, "I love you lots, I love you plenty; I love you true, send me twenty!"

by QuacksO August 2, 2019

Glad-canyon

When a Male and Female perform anal sex to the point where the females anus remains open after the Male pull out and removes his penis. The females anus will remain open 1-3 ) inches

(1) I gave that girl the gland-canyon of gapes.
(2) after I ass fucked that chick, she had a glad-canyon.

by Glad-canyon October 19, 2019