purse fruit

A piece of fruit (i.e. banana, plum, apple) that is found in the bottom of a woman's purse, and is often warm and of questionable freshness.

I was really hungry, but we were stuck in traffic when Diana offered me a piece of purse fruit.

by Dave Newport May 3, 2007

cocktail fruit

A man's genitals

"She was yearning for his cocktail fruit"

by urbanmama5 March 19, 2015

fruit by the foot

an extremely long cock that has to be unrolled out of the pants much like a fruit by the foot has to be.

Hey, that guy's got a fruit by the foot!

by Band President May 27, 2005

fruit punch

a gay boxer

look at that fruit punch in the ring.

by Bang Johnson April 21, 2004

Fruit Snack

A petite male homosexual; one who is "snack-sized", if you will. See also: Pocket Gay

Nikko: Look at Sean! He's sooooo tiny!

Scott: Yep! He's just a little fruit snack!

by sdyar June 7, 2011

Squirrel in the fruit basket

Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'

Great at parties. Also works on girls.

'Hey i think you dropped a quarter.. SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!!!'

by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006

fruit job

when a girl takes a fruit roll-up or a friut by the foot and wraps it around your dick then proceeds with the head

Oh, Jenny can give a good fuckin friut job!

by Zachary Goot February 4, 2005