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Friday Night

The orgasm you get after not masterbating for the week. Then rewarding yourself with masterbating the fuck off on friday. You watch the most intense porn, and if no one is home you can strip naked. If you are feeling really kinky you can flip your dick out on omegle for 2 hours before you actually start masterbating.
Man: "dude i havent jerked all week, and its friday! i NEED to masterbate!!"

Man 2: "Dude get yourself a friday night! Release the fluids like you never have before. Make sure no ones home so you can hit your balls on the webcam to people on omegle"
by Sploogeking October 12, 2011
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friday night

When all the Dickheads go out every Friday Night cos they think there cool and hard, they only go to get drunk, have a fight, smoke weed and then shag someone.
Rachel: OMG! You've got to come out this Friday Night, so we can have a brawl with those bitches in town.

Sammy: No Thank-You, I've got to do my Coursework Tonight.
by Vicksy December 10, 2005
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black friday

The day after Thanksgiving when people who are dumber than shit wait in line for 3 hours at stores to save $5. These are the same fucking morons who think that all places except stores should close on this day, even though it is NOT a holiday.
It's Black Friday. Except for work, I'm not leaving the house. Can't stand idiots!
by MsAgro9876 July 3, 2006
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Black Friday

Another holiday for black people. Black history month wasn't enough so we gave flava flav a day to reflect.
George: What are you gonna do on black friday?

T-bone: Pay my respect to my brothas.
by knottyscotty78 November 23, 2009
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Black Friday

It's the day after Thanksgiving where everyone acts like Black people.
Jim: That guy just punched me flat on my ass for my radio.
Bob: It's because it's black friday.
by Special K1 December 15, 2008
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Gay Friday

The one day of the week when it's OK for a straight guy to go gay.
I freaked out when I walked in on Luke dressed as a sailor and singing along to the Jonas Brothers. But then I remembered it was Gay Friday, so I calmed down and gave him a hand job.
by sickpig January 30, 2009
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