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Funki Monki Friday

The greatest holiday, every friday. PRAISE THE MONKI!
"ITS FUNKI MONKI FRIDAY!!!" - Me
by Rich Rapper Man From China January 15, 2021
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Double Whammy Friday

Double Whammy Friday is an unofficial internet observance that occurs when two unofficial holidays align together.

1) Free Use Friday (falls 11th to 14th of October) depending on year

2) 14th of October

When Free Use Friday happens to fall on the 14th of October (this happens roughly every couple years or so) then two things are fair game.

1) A couple must engage in sex whenever even just one member asks for Sex

2) you text your crush you like them, and if they like you back you must go on a date with them.

Both of these are allowed on Double Whammy Friday. However because of how the calendar works, the day alignment falls only every 5 years or so and thus it does not occur every year.
Friend 1: Bro, apparently this year there is going to be a Double Whammy Friday, because the calendar checks out

Friend 2: Yo bro nice, you should ask your crush out then.
by davidmilldurger March 31, 2023
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Fridging

When you make out with a girl and pin her up against a fridge
Patrick once had a fridging incident where he made out with his friends sister Abbie.
by SendGarage April 16, 2019
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friday 13th

Is just another day. Seriously, any day can be an unlucky day. Stop believing this superstitious shit, just move on.
Tom was worried because his might got rear-ended in his new Escalade tomorrow. And tomorrow is Friday 13th. Realizing it was a bad day, he consulted voodoo expert to keep him off bad omen.
by chrno August 13, 2010
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fridtjof

a very sexy yet sweet guy who catches the attention of any girl. he's hard to forget about, and it's heartbreaking for most because he's taken. he is very athletic, flirty, and smart, but he can get irritatingly prideful over it. he's every girl's dream guy though, even if he has a few quirks. he's also very weird but that's alright because it just makes him even cuter. most fridtjof's are like this.
Girl 1: Dang, I wish Fridtjof was single.

Girl 2: Me too, he's the best.
by ilikecatsandmusic December 13, 2013
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friday night cranks

Epic prank call web show that comes on stickam every friday from 7-11(est) Funny shit.
by xxchelseakayxx February 12, 2009
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Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving and official start of the Christmas shopping season. When stores open anytime in between midnight and 5 AM and set everything on sale. To promote the sale, a mass amount of advertising is used, causing everyone to forget their is a month until Christmas so they go to hell and back to get all their holiday shopping out of the way one day not even in the month of the holiday.
I haven't slept in almost 50 hours because my mom shoved us all in the car immediately after Thanksgiving dinner and made us go to Black Friday sales all damn day.
by Gaaraofthedamned November 25, 2011
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