Foreskin Fortress

When a man's penis is fully erect and the foreskin still hangs off the dick end. Usually caused by excessive tugging of the foreskin or from having too many boys chew on it like bubble gum.

Son: "Dad? Why does your bald burrito look like shit?"
Dad: "Well you see son, I have a Foreskin Fortress!"
Son: "When I grow up, will I have a foreskin fortress?"
Dad: "Shut the fuck up son, and keep chewing your bubble gum!"

by the dismal paloosie July 9, 2010

Foreskin

A Fortnite Skin - A Foreskin

Yo I have the best Foreskin.
My doctor deleted my Foreskin when I was little

by Papa Eriko August 8, 2018

foreskinzola

A pungent, unappetising mature knob-cheese

After pulling out his dong, Mikey realised with shock that he had failed to remove the foreskinzola left from the previous night's activities

by Cheese expert June 12, 2008

Lake Forest

The 1st richest city in the world. A suburb north of Chicago, this is one of the best places in the country to live according to the federal government and several almanacs. It has police on every corner, a low crime rate, and very expensive clothing stores, places to shop, grocery stores, etc. To buy a small house in Lake Forest is at least $400,000. Don't plan on living here unless you want to be surrounded by materialistic people who will call you a poser if you wear etnies sweatshirts if you don't skateboard and smoke. This is truely the best city in the Chicago land area, with its low-class rivals, the people from Highlandpark, the druggies from Lake Bluff, Lake Forest is truely the best mix of all cultures, with a wide range of people from sluts to badasses, popular bitches to nerds, and goody goodies to rebels. The amount of people living in lots 8000 sqare feet or larger is almost 80% of the people, the public education teaches children 60% more of what other public schools in the Chicago land area do, although the material is harder and amount of homework is much larger. The most mansion-worthy streets in this wealthy city are Lake Road and Westminster. If you like diversity in races, this is not the place to be. 90% of all the people are white and christian/catholic. Residents here are 20% Greek, 18% German, 6% Swedish, 3% Colombian, 2% Serbian, 12% Mixed, 35% Polish, 4% Other.

When I become famous, I'm going to move to Lake Forest because their residents let the superstars live in peace, probably because their used to being accosiated with fame.

by Fed.Gov.Association House April 8, 2006

California Forest Fire

When you are having sex with a woman, light her pubic hair on fire, then proceed to put out the fire with your ejaculatory fluids.

I gave Bo's mom a california forest fire.

by justin December 9, 2003

Black Forest

Pubic Hair. When someone asks you if you want to see the black forest say yes.

Hey, do you wanna see my black forest?

by emilyyriotxo February 12, 2008

forest hills

forest hills is the richest place in Queens New York, they girls there are often snobby white girls who wear abercrombie, hollister, uggs, juicy couture and have prada bags, for their 16th birthday they get beemers and throw amazing parties.

they have pin straight hair and wear shit load of makeup.

the houses there start from 1 - 2 million dollers, the town is filled with Mercedes, BMW's , SUVs and audis.

its a very good neighborhood over all

damn she most be from forest hills

by lovelovexz July 12, 2010