Ben Ford

A giraffe with a big dick, and is always bullied by Will because he is insecure of his own dick.

Ben Ford is the best

by Mewmewwillkillu January 12, 2017

Arthur Ford

The main character (and the one you play as) in Stress Level Zero's hit VR Game, Boneworks. Arthur Ford doesn't say anything in the main campaign of the game but his AI buddies (Fords) are known to say things like "Whaddup Son!" and "Hello!" and when they're in pain they'll say things like "Aaaagh".

Person1 - Who's your favorite character in VR Games?
Person2 - Definitely Arthur Ford, I'm a total Boner.

by MensPinkSatchel February 11, 2022

Bag of fore-skins

1. Truly repulsive looking male or female.

2. A head that resembles a plastic bag full of circumcised fore-skins.

3. To feel very very bad after a hard nights partying.

1. She has a head like a bag of fore-skins!

2. I probably shouldnt have had those 5 shots of jameson last night, i feel like a bag of fore-skins today.

by tguimond October 19, 2007

Forced drama

Drama you don't like.

Bro 1: Did you see that show last night? That was all forced drama bulls***.
Bro 2: You mean it was all drama you didn't enjoy but probably appeals to a fairly wide audience?
Bro 1: Yeah, exactly!

by Kensamn083 December 19, 2011

forced valet

When a restaurant with plenty of parking puts orange cones in all the parking spots and forces you to use their valet services. The customer has to wait an hour in the cold, rain, or heat for the valet to get their car which is parked less than 5 feet away from the door in an otherwise empty lot. The car is returned with the seat, radio and air settings all screwed up. The customer has the privilege for paying and/or tipping for this "service".

Usually offered by pretentious restaurants with large parking lots who care more about their image than the convenience of their customers.

You: Let's go to that new restaurant that just opened up!
Her: No- they have forced valet. Screw them!

by Houstonchick January 16, 2011

Fired

When a job becomes terminated due to work performance or company cuts

Chad : Hey Jim you wanted to see me!
Jim : Uh yeah sorry to tell you this Chad but your Fired!
Chad : WHAT! Fuck dude why would you Fire me?
Jim : Well you can't tell a customer she's a cunt and then tell her to go stick her pussy in her man's raw dick for one!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T Jim I can't be Fired I got kids!
Jim : We all do Chad and im just doing what's best for the company!
Chad : I can't believe you Fired me after all the times I stuck my cock in your mouth and asshole!
Jim : Please don't rub your cock in my face it will just make this harder! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Well you always made me hard come on suck it you know you want to! (wink)
Jim : Well! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (gag) (gag)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! OH Yeah you always liked a deep throat!

Kiersten : Hey Jim I hoped you Fired Chad WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Jim : I was just say goodbye to Chad! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ohh! Jim likes my warm jizz on his face!
Kiersten : Well don't mind me! Uhhh!
Jim : I hope we can still be friends Chad I really didn't want to Fire you!
Chad : Sorry dude but I no longer have to kiss you ass anymore LATERS!
Jim : (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop January 18, 2019

Australian Ford Forums

A bunch of cock suckers, that is ruled by a keyboard worrior, Russel who drives a 300c

Australian Ford Forums = Gay

Boosted Falcon FTW

by russel300c January 3, 2009