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by Battery Voltas February 7, 2024

Foon

Adjective: An idiot, fool, or goof. Synonymous with buffoon.

Adam Sandler is such a foon in Happy Gilmore.

by antisocialghostal March 25, 2024

Foonatic

Someone who is a superfan of the Foo Fighters. See also Foo Foo Fighter.

Me: On a scale of 1-10 of much of a Foo Fighter nerd am I? *she said while wearing the Nate Mendel 2024 Foo Fighter tour shirt, posing in front of her Lieutenant album, thinking of more Foo content for the Fooctionary. Friend DS: At least a 12, you are a Foonatic!

by jenny cool beans May 4, 2024

Fooner

An online findom with no ethics who destroys families and childrens lives by happily taking their money. She is dependent on them but her narcissistic ego likes to berate and humiliate the ones sending her money, when in reality she has no worth or self love without them. Much more pathetic than a gooner, since a fooner hides behind a mask to feel powerful but is weak on the inside for needing so many ego trips.

She just tweeted about draining a man’s bank account, effectively making his family wife and kids homeless. Not caring that she caused adolescent trauma, she gets a huge ego boost on how far a man is willing to go, what a fooner

by Brbrbritscoldinhere May 7, 2024

Fonzing

When a person is aggressively pleasuring themself

This video was so good I was fonzing it over and over.

by Certifiedfonzer October 12, 2025

Foonis

SLANG A whimsical or absurd euphemism for the male genitalia, typically used in humorous, childish, or intentionally silly contexts.

• “Keep your foonis in your pants, Greg.”
• “He got kicked right in the foonis.”
• “That sculpture definitely looks like a giant foonis.”

by LoofAh killer May 12, 2025

Foon

A coon who is afraid of food.

Damn she won't eat, that girl a foon

by Boi Flowerologist June 18, 2025