Laneside fold

A quickie on the side of a road or country lane, often involving a car bonnet.

“She was horny as fuck, so we had a laneside fold on the way home!”

by Pinson Close June 14, 2020

Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.

"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."

by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024

bread fold

A slice of bread added with spread, then folded in half and eaten.

A: What did you have for breakfast?

B: Just a bread fold with nutella.

by cookiewings May 25, 2017

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 16, 2018

Fetty Fold

That bent over dude, checking the sidwalk for dropped foils. It's an opioid hunch, back completely folded, shuffling along, scouring every inch of a small part of the sidewalk or the gutter for dropped items. He's got the Fetty Fold!

After the cops busted all the dealers, all that was left was a few Fetty Folds looking for foils.

by anonymous September 16, 2023

Folded

The act of folding your body in half vertically at the waist when you, or some other poor individual gets their shit rocked.

BRO that dude got lawn chaired!
Nah this ain’t ridiculousness that man got folded.

by Skwidbait July 29, 2020

The folded animator

One of the greatest youtubers of all time

"I'm subscribed to the folded animator!"

by The folded animator July 1, 2022