floppy

Reminiscent of the old school days with floppy disks, someone who dresses floppy throws it back with their fashion.

Spectator 1: Damn Jack, homeboy dressed like he's straight out of the 80s.

Spetator 2: Bruuuuhh, that man looking floppy.

by LilDad March 6, 2017

Floppy dragon

When you drag ur penis around her face and cum non stop on her face also

Yo I did a floppy dragon to Jenny last night

by Slave king February 1, 2021

The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike

Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting

by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024

floppy fish

A demo of an old song an artist teases approximately 10 years before the full, finished song actually comes out.

I'd been driving all afternoon when I heard Owl City finally dropped that floppy fish called Car Trouble after fans begged for years for him to release it.

by wizoomer95 February 29, 2024

floppy-cute

something that is so floppy it is cute

My son has the best floppy-cute ears.

by sickgoat3 January 14, 2018

Floppy jalopy

A dick that’s floppy

“Hey can I put my floppy jalopy in you?”

by Lamaii August 5, 2022

floppy river

It’s like a 69, but with diarrhea.

I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.

by Floppy River Boatman July 29, 2023