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fifth base

When you get past fourth base on a chick, (or on a guy if your queer). This is when you place your meat in her ass. Commonley refered to as Puerto Rican style.
Hey TJ, I fith based this chick on saturday night, Puerto Rican style. I pulled out and there was a peice of corn on my helmut.
by Kelly June 3, 2003
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filthy Jesus

When one performs anal intercourse while moaning a "hail Mary."

Afterwards the male withdraws his fecal covered penis and scrapes off a sample of the blessed shit with two fingers and smears it in the shape of a cross on the subject's forehead as a priest would.
"I stayed late after church and old Father Monroe gave me a filthy Jesus ...The stench was unbearable and it still won't wash off. Crazy enough, I haven't missed church since."
by Komodai April 25, 2006
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Fifth dimension fondling

When you go for a fap and you experience deja vu, you have experienced fifth dimension fondling. It is when your fifth dimension counterpart has had his daily fap before you got around to it.
I went for a fap earlier today, but I think there was some fifth dimension fondling before that cause I felt like it was my second fap of the day, but it really was just my first.
by thedaqngleangler February 18, 2015
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Filthy Runescaper

One who is hopelessly addicted to the massive online game, Runescape. "Filthy Runescapers" usually resemble a chubby, nerdy-looking boy. But beware, sometimes these super-nerds can appear in female form too. These "people" usually come to school ranting and raving with their nerdy friends on how they finally completed the "Trolls of Faramont" quest on Runescape the other night. Beware! If they get too close they may give you their Runename so you can chat with them, or even worse, invite you to play with them.
An unfourtunate encounter with a Filty Runescaper
Filthy Runescaper: Hey, you! Guess what?
You: You're a Filthy Runescaper, why would I care?
Filthy Runescaper: Because all of Valador trembles at the very sight of my dragon-skinned sword and Mithril long-range elf bow!
by gerard ways princess March 18, 2007
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FILTHY PIG

To describe a very attractive, hot, sexy, young female who's apperance would lead you to believe that she would do anything sexual that you would ask of her
Look at that "Filthy Pig" coming in the door. Shes hot, I bet you she would eat her own ass, then mine.
by BLAKE LICHTY September 24, 2007
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a fifth

750 ml, enough to get any man wasted, unlike an eigth/pint which the some of the above people have mistaken to be a fifth, which is about 16 oz which is what youd be seeing people sipping off of. then theres the good old handle which is 1.75 liters
drinking dip spit didnt seem like a bad idea after drinking a fifth of vodka
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filthy mick

A cocktail made with Jameson Irish Whiskey and Red Bull for the times that you want to get all fucked up like a dirty Irishman.
-It' my birthday, I am going to get as drunk as a dirty Irishman.
-Hell yeah, dude. I'll grab some Jameson and Red Bull and we'll make some filthy micks.
-We'll get so trashed that we forget our names and pass out on the bathroom floor just like all the dirty Irishmen at the pub.
by thought_criminal January 6, 2009
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