Fucked Monkey

A person in a situation where there is no foreseeable way out.
Being in a whole lot of trouble.

1."Wow Ray got caught with 12 kilos of coke in his luggage, and is going away for 40 years?"
"Yeah, hes one Fucked Monkey."
2."You didn't study for the test,it's 60%of the grade,your a fucked monkey!"

by balls1888 April 28, 2010

fuckeddy

1. Off. Not quite right.

2. Out-of-sorts. Vaguely slightly ill.
3. Mysteriously, suspiciously unusual
Not to be confused with fuckity, which is an attitude of generally giving up

1. My car started - but it's been running kinda fuckeddy.
2. I don't think it's the flu or anything, I'm just feeling a little fuckeddy.
3. I've got a fuckeddy feelling about that meeting at 4:30 on Friday afternoon.

by RVLambo December 15, 2013

fucked blind

Being fucked so hard that you can no longer see. Everything turns into a blur.

Oh my Charlie had me fucked blind last night. When he finished I couldn't see anything it was all just a big blur!

by Bjornn October 3, 2015

Fucked

American Horror Story, Asylum

Trust me, nothing defines "fucked" quite like this TV series on Netflix

Ned: It's next level fucked
Tom: Oh man it must be pretty fucked if it's like AHS

by amirite peeps June 29, 2017

Fucked boy

"Fucked"boy refers to the state in which the typical homosexual Fuckboy uses, breaks the heart of, or otherwise plays with the feelings of another gay in order to benefit themselves whilst damaging the other person in the process, the person "Fucked" over by the the Fuckboy is then referred to as the "Fucked"boy.

Adam: 'and so he left me.. hasn't called me since tuesday... what a fuckboy.'

Alex: Typical fuckboy, can't believe he wasted >>6 MONTHS<< of your time.

Adam: Guess that puts me into the hall of fame of all his Fucked boys

by Alfie-Furi November 17, 2018

Fickey

Netflix and Chill but it’s Disney Plus and you want to get Fickey while watching Mickey.

Hey babe, wanna get Fickey tonight? No thanks, let’s Hulu and Woo hoo.

by Rad dude80 May 9, 2020

fuckedupeder

When something or someone is more fucked up than something else.

She is definitely more fuckedupeder than you.

by Wadeinthewater August 27, 2020