FEMA DEBRIS

Marijuana or weed., TREE, GREEN.

Wassup on some Fema Debris. (All of the greenery and trees left over from hurricanes Rita and Katrina)

I survived Rita

by BIGG CHRIS November 17, 2006

Fecalating

1. The preparation of fecal matter.
2. The act of defecation.
3. To pass gas.

A-hole 1: Dude, what is that smell?
A-hole 2: Oh sorry, I am fecalating.

by B. C. January 22, 2008

fecalites

fe·cal·ites- A combination of words:
fecal- n. of, pertaining to, or being feces.
particulate- –adj. of, pertaining to, or composed of distinct particles.

1. Fecalites are the toxic, sometimes meaty, and offensive ( or phunny ) particles that make up vaporous nocturnal emissions ( Farts ). Fecalites combined with methane are flammable and can be ignited , leaving only the beautiful sound.

After medical school Mike ( becoming aware of the small and infinite contained in human gases) would cover his drinking glass if someone farted in the room. Breathing fecalites was OK but he didn't want to drink them.

by BurgleCut May 13, 2008

fecalisis

A birth defect that causes your pores to release a mixture of unpleasant odors into the air. This mixture of odors may include sweatly balls, shit, too much fabreeze, manure, the inside of a butthole, elephant jizz, and gasoline.

I feel so sorry for Johnny. He has fecalisis, and he smells like elephant jizz.

I know he loves me, but I can't stand his fecalisis. The smell of the inside of a butthole is too overwhelming.

This fecalisis cream does nothing for Jimmy's fecalisis. The whole house still smells like sweaty shlumsack!

by Big mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008

fecal-matter-meter

an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.

"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."

by annakatherine7 August 17, 2008

fecalibrim

when you have to wait too long to empty your bowls and you need to take a couple more shits to get back to normalk

you are fling nonstop from detroit to la and the bathroom is out of order and you have to take a dump although you will be able to shit later your fecalibrim will be out of sinc for the next couple of shits

by King of all porn April 3, 2009

Fecal Drill

also known as F.D. when one person puts his or her head up another's anus and spins around while sticking out their tongue, like a drill

I totally fecal drilled her last night, it was so hot.

by skipapottomus May 20, 2009