fast food shower

Noun: the event in which one is sitting at their computer, most commonly playing World of Warcraft, and is too lazy to take a shower. The aforementioned individual smells like absolute shit, and is a fatass. The individual uses the condensation of an extra large fast food drink to wet a napkin and rub the wet napkin all over their sweaty, smelly, shit stenched body.

Yeah so I was hardcore gaming and smelled like an anchovy's cunt, so I used my coke to take a fast food shower.

by Beruuk Mc Hartmarmot May 29, 2010

Fast Food Orgasm

The instantaneous feeling of fulfillment, satisfaction, and pleasure when you take a medium sized bite out of that Whopper.

Dude! You should have seen Kathy! She was totally having fast food orgasms in the car!

by TheFastfoodbingeeater August 6, 2010

super-fast-civic

super-fast-civic, see <i>nonexistant.</i>

Hey man, you see that "super-fast-civic?" Total rice.

by freak³ July 2, 2006

fast foward the day

when you go to sleep to kill time or when your bored

i cant wait until x-mas tommorw so im going to fast foward the day

by $m00th December 30, 2009

Fast Food Sex

its fast, it is filling for the moment, but the emptiness comes back quickly, its empty calories, and not healthy, and leaves you wanting more. AKA one night stands

Man, I am tired of fast food sex. I am ready to settle down and date.

by gatorgrip September 19, 2009

Jerk-off Fasting

Also referred to as "Jerk-off Diet", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.

Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off fasting!"

Brian: "Good idea!"

by Black Foot July 9, 2010

Fast Eddie Clarke

The origional guitar player for motorhead great guitar player and later started his own band called fastway obviously after his name

Fast Eddie Clarke is an underrated guitar player

by guitardude218 August 10, 2008