When a man gets an erection at the mall due to seeing a very attractive female or a very sexually oriented display. This can be very inconvenient and or embarrassing for the man.
Jake should've known better than to go to the mall right after his workout without taking the time to mentally prepare himself, but he went anyways. He walked through the entrance at JC Penny and immediately saw a copy of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue on a magazine rack. As his eyes focused on it, he felt his large penis jump in his pants, beginning to grow into a mall erection.
Jake walked quickly into the store, trying to focus his mind on something else, but he found himself walking in front of the lingerie department. Jake looked across the colorful displays of bras and panties, stopping for a moment to look at the large picture of a beautiful model hung from the ceiling tiles. His mall erection grew much longer and harder and he couldn't help but moan.
"Hi Jake," came the sound of a female voice.
Turning to look, Jake saw Brittany, a very beautiful brunette from his college. She wore a tight blouse, with a generous amount of cleavage from her huge boobs showing. His mall erection strained against his jeans, begging to be released, and it was clear from how red Brittany's cheeks were getting that she noticed. "I'm sorry Brittany I can't talk," Jake said in a strained voice as he began to run further into the mall.
"Jake wait," Brittany called to him as she followed him.
Jake should've known better than to go to the mall right after his workout without taking the time to mentally prepare himself, but he went anyways. He walked through the entrance at JC Penny and immediately saw a copy of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue on a magazine rack. As his eyes focused on it, he felt his large penis jump in his pants, beginning to grow into a mall erection.
Jake walked quickly into the store, trying to focus his mind on something else, but he found himself walking in front of the lingerie department. Jake looked across the colorful displays of bras and panties, stopping for a moment to look at the large picture of a beautiful model hung from the ceiling tiles. His mall erection grew much longer and harder and he couldn't help but moan.
"Hi Jake," came the sound of a female voice.
Turning to look, Jake saw Brittany, a very beautiful brunette from his college. She wore a tight blouse, with a generous amount of cleavage from her huge boobs showing. His mall erection strained against his jeans, begging to be released, and it was clear from how red Brittany's cheeks were getting that she noticed. "I'm sorry Brittany I can't talk," Jake said in a strained voice as he began to run further into the mall.
"Jake wait," Brittany called to him as she followed him.
Jake was desperate to escape the embarrassment as he weaved his way through customers, only to find himself standing right in front of Victoria's Secret. As he looked past the gorgeous photo of four different VS Angels, he found himself looking right into the store. Standing in front of a display, he saw Lana, the most beautiful girl at his college, holding up a leopard print thong.
It became too much, Jake had to loosen his belt, and as he did, the thick mushroom head of his mall erection slipped through his boxers and out the top of his pants, rising in the fresh air. "Girls," Jake moaned. "Beautiful girls everywhere."
"Oh my god!" came the sound of Brittany's voice, who had caught up with him.
Before Jake knew what was happening, Brittany had wrapped her fingers around his shaft, causing an immense amount of pleasure to flow through his body. Her hand began to pump his shaft, causing precum to leak from the head of his penis.
"Oh God, Jake?" Came another voice.
Turning towards it, Jake saw Lana walking towards him and Brittany. Her huge boobs bounced up and down with every step she took and before he knew it she had thrown her arms around his neck, kissing him.
Lana pulled his pants down, leaving his mall erection completely exposed for everyone to see. Both she and Brittany fought to stroke him and Jake couldn't hold back anymore. He ejaculated all over both Brittany and Lana right there in the middle of the mall.
It became too much, Jake had to loosen his belt, and as he did, the thick mushroom head of his mall erection slipped through his boxers and out the top of his pants, rising in the fresh air. "Girls," Jake moaned. "Beautiful girls everywhere."
"Oh my god!" came the sound of Brittany's voice, who had caught up with him.
Before Jake knew what was happening, Brittany had wrapped her fingers around his shaft, causing an immense amount of pleasure to flow through his body. Her hand began to pump his shaft, causing precum to leak from the head of his penis.
"Oh God, Jake?" Came another voice.
Turning towards it, Jake saw Lana walking towards him and Brittany. Her huge boobs bounced up and down with every step she took and before he knew it she had thrown her arms around his neck, kissing him.
Lana pulled his pants down, leaving his mall erection completely exposed for everyone to see. Both she and Brittany fought to stroke him and Jake couldn't hold back anymore. He ejaculated all over both Brittany and Lana right there in the middle of the mall.
by BeastBellet December 20, 2018
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See half-boner. Slightly increased blood flow to dick caused by slight feelings of arousal.
Usually experienced during legitimate arousal when standing or multitasking.
Also experienced as a defense mechanism in genetically superior males when about to nail a fat chick, as the penis will attempt to reject blood flow, resulting in an increase in time to achieve full boner status, which the penis hopes will be long enough for its master to pass out, give up due to frustration, or realize what he is about to bang and leave, so as to prevent conception of fat children by superior sperm.
Usually experienced during legitimate arousal when standing or multitasking.
Also experienced as a defense mechanism in genetically superior males when about to nail a fat chick, as the penis will attempt to reject blood flow, resulting in an increase in time to achieve full boner status, which the penis hopes will be long enough for its master to pass out, give up due to frustration, or realize what he is about to bang and leave, so as to prevent conception of fat children by superior sperm.
Henry experienced a soft erection upon being handed a drink by the blonde server at the roulette table.
by Dopplegangbanger May 8, 2014
Get the soft erection mug.A disease that affects a person's ability to reason. People with this condition suffer from irrational delusions that a candidate in an upcoming election will "change everything", "keep their promises" and/or "get things done". Other symptoms include, but are not limited to: believing politics is interesting, putting an election bumper sticker on your otherwise valuable automobile, passing out leaflets and yard signs, and actually reading propaganda mail. Outbreaks generally occur in a 4 year pattern coinciding with presidential elections, although extreme cases will lead the victim to feel this way toward all elections down to county level, especially in die-hard partisans. It will affect Democrats and Republicans differently depending on the candidates and election conditions. Positive Election Disease (PED) gained unprecedented media coverage during Barack Obama's 2008 Presidential campaign, marking the worst recorded epidemic of PED in America.
Facts about PED:
PED feeds on bipartisanship.
Lobbyists are naturally resistant to PED.
PED may affect up to 95 percent of partisans during election time, but affects less than a third of all Independents.
Douchebags are 10 times more likely to get PED.
Network news makes it worse.
PED can cause rioting, especially in developing African countries.
PED does affect politicians, but such cases are quickly cured by lobbyists.
During off-years PED survives in San Fransisco.
Facts about PED:
PED feeds on bipartisanship.
Lobbyists are naturally resistant to PED.
PED may affect up to 95 percent of partisans during election time, but affects less than a third of all Independents.
Douchebags are 10 times more likely to get PED.
Network news makes it worse.
PED can cause rioting, especially in developing African countries.
PED does affect politicians, but such cases are quickly cured by lobbyists.
During off-years PED survives in San Fransisco.
douchebag: "Barack Obama will bring change to America! He's going to fix the economy and fix healthcare the right way and he's going to get Democrats and Republicans to work together."
registered independent: "Man, you got Positive Election Disease really bad."
registered independent: "Man, you got Positive Election Disease really bad."
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