is a SEX GOD, if u every sex him, he will sex u right back. Down for anything except GAY SHIT. he has a small penis but makes due, pretends is huge for the girls, not guys cuz he's not gay at all. He is so against gays that he could be known as hitler to gay people. BOOM BOOM BOOM. Evan likes SEX, wants it very bad #virgin. Evan likes playing tonsil hockey
by NOTTHEREALEVAN#SEXGOD February 5, 2019
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The new lab technician was sent ten floors to the basement store to get a bucketful of benzene rings.
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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A well respected, bearded, young man. He used to play guitar in a band called Athanatos, but now he spends his free time getting trashed, smoking reds and loving life all at the same time. You could say he enjoys the simple things in life.
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