Jack off to Envy from FMAB r34 

Its a day in the 1 of august to 30th of august where you beat your meat to envy r34, and its not gay

"man im gonna Jack off to Envy from FMAB r34, but no homo, he has socks on, im not gay"

Jack off to Envy from FMAB r34 by Jet606 August 1, 2023

vagina envy 

when a man or woman watches girl on girl porn and wants to join in, leaving him/her jealous.

these pornstars are so hot, id love to bang both of them. I have such vagina envy for the blonde one especially.

vagina envy by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011

Lense Envy 

Similar to Penis Envy, this is common around photographers who have bigger lense attachments then another photographer.

Boy1: I was taking pictures around london with my SLR when i walked past the paparazzi. Their Lenses were MASSIVE!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!

Lense Envy by PaulCR February 19, 2009

Cullen envy

Men who appear to have an intense hatred of anything Cullen--the Cullen family, Twilight, Stephanie Meyer, or even just sexy pale men. In actuality, they really are just insanely jealous of the Cullens and are trying to distract you from the truth by hating on them.

"I bought the Edward Cullen Barbie doll, but my husband ganked it out from under my arm while I was sleeping and burned it in our chiminea. I think he has Cullen envy."

Cullen envy by Fallie the Pally March 13, 2010

Libido envy

The resentment that some homophobes hold against queers.

They(homophobes) think they(queers) are having a better sex life than they(queers) are and this is one motivation that they have for gay-bashing.

based on the Freudian term "Penis envy"

His libido envy was a major reason that he hated gays.

Libido envy by sgk1961 June 9, 2010

Parrot Envy 

When a teenager cannot contain their envy at a parrot's sense of style and goes way overboard with a mowhawk!

Dude, that guys got Parrot Envy!

Parrot Envy by Sum gurl wiv nuffin 2 do January 16, 2011

Tweenis Envy 

When tween stars such as Justin Bieber instill within you a range of emotions based on jealousy, caused by a misplaced and egotistical belief on your part that it should be you that is being adored, even though in most cases you are 30+ years old, unattractive, and have no discernible talent of your own.

(40 year old woman on the telephone)- "Did you see that Rebecca Black video? I want HER life...I got some bad tweenis envy!"

Tweenis Envy by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011