how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

empty yard

when your house is empty and the galdem come link up

kyle: i got an empty yard beb come over
kayla: i'll come if u got the weed

by flipperflapper69 September 29, 2018

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Empty Signalling

A term used when you want to virtue signal that somebody's else's virtue signalling isn't as good as your virtue signalling for unspecific reasons.

A way for low level influencers to attempt to move up the food chain by trying to discredit influencers more popular than themselves.

Instagram Wannabe Influencer: Posting a black square on #BlackOutTuesday is empty signalling. Let me now make 3 posts about why drawing attention to this issue I pretend to care about is bad because you did it in a way different from me, allowing me to be the number one virtue signaller and attention whore when really we should focusing on ways to stop police brutality against minorities.

by Signaller June 2, 2020

empty world arg

tiktoks where people go around their city (or some place else) and use vfx to remove any trace of any other person there

the lore is they woke up in an alternate reality where no one else exists

the most famous example that i can find is kilmaru (currently)

this trend is 2 years old so

holy shit empty world arg

nobody cares

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 17, 2023

Empty Farts

Farts that do not have the after-smell of any food.

i.e.-Plain gross-smelling/odourless farts.

"Dude, Adrian farted in front of the whole class while munching on some Cheetos"
"Did the farts at least smell good, like Cheetos?"
"Nah man, they were Empty Farts"

by MadLadChan June 28, 2021

Scott’s Empty SAC

Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) syndrome is a condition when the Scrotum (Testicular portion) of men become enlarged, at times Purple, yet their is nothing inside the SAC.

I thought he was also a Wise Guy, but he had Scott’s Empty SAC.

He did not knock her up because he is now 40 years old & has Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) Syndrome.

scott’s Balls WiseGuy’s Wise Guy’s Balls 40 Scot’s Scrotum Purple Balls Purple Scrotum Eggplant SAC Empty

by Guruji Irv December 5, 2017