electronic masturbation

The process of getting an alert on your electronic device (computer) and being required to do the same meaningless action over and over again with no real progress or additional improvement.

I had to stop and put my initials in this screen everytime I use this program. It serves no purpose. It is like electronic masturbation. It does me no good!

by Dallas's Widget March 5, 2011

electronic castration

The removal of all electronic type items from a teenagers life.

My teenager refuses to take out the garbage unless I threaten him with electronic castration.

by mommylovesteens March 11, 2012

ElectronicManhunt

The act of searching for an available man online on various dating sites. Success rate varies between 10 and 45%. Careful analysis is required.

Lucy: That date I had last night was an epic fail.

Kristie: Well, you know what that means... Time for another electronicmanhunt.

by Natasha Love September 13, 2013

electrodicktivity

The number of dicks it takes to satisfy someone.

"I have an electrodicktivity of five. It takes five dicks to satisfy me."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Electronic Supersonic

good song to play while having sexual intercourse with another person.

Dude, I was bangin' her to Electronic Supersonic last night!

by Sprakara July 9, 2017

Electronic school

Where You Can Sleep In Class In Peace

Stay Home, Stay Safe, And Sleep In Electronic school

by magic_fetus April 6, 2020

Electrolepsy

e·lec·tro·lep·sy
/əˌlektrōˌlepsē/
noun
a condition characterized by an extreme tendency to stop paying attention to a conversation in the present moment whenever distracted by a digital device.

It was only when they realized that they were disappearing from conversations and not remembering what was discussed that they began to practice mindfulness to counter their electrolepsy.

by Alchemissed October 24, 2023