A cross between "God-damn" and "dog-gone". Designed to sound not as cheesy as "dog-gone" but nor as blasphemous as "God-damn".
God-dong it man, what are you doing?
by Violinist91 January 16, 2009
Get the god-dongmug. You stick out a fist with your thumb tucked between your fingers and if someone else looks at it you yoink their peepee out
Joe: "Hey your shoe's untied"
Jim: (looks down)
Joe: DONG PULLER! Yoink!!!
Jim: (writhing in pain) "haha you got me!"
Joe : "Now eat it!"
Jim: (looks down)
Joe: DONG PULLER! Yoink!!!
Jim: (writhing in pain) "haha you got me!"
Joe : "Now eat it!"
by Zzzzkkmnnn December 19, 2018
Get the Dong Pullermug. by Speak With Your Heart August 17, 2014
Get the Dong Extendermug. by DArealWebstam8 June 19, 2016
Get the dong enragmentmug. Similar to the gold digger only she goes after large manhoods that live on welfare and food stamps. Often infertile...
Darian: Man that dong digger made me spend all of this month's welfare and food stamps.
Adrian: Told you! She came into your life and made you wanna spend it all on her in one day.
Darian: Yeah...though the infertile freak did give me the claps
Adrian: Told you! She came into your life and made you wanna spend it all on her in one day.
Darian: Yeah...though the infertile freak did give me the claps
by DJ Craze October 24, 2013
Get the Dong Diggermug. The act of a man thrusting his hips in a fore to aft motion, resulting in his penis slapping the front of his garments; a thin, non-restricting garment is preferred, such as boxers or basketball shorts. A bigger package along with the perfection of the hip thrust movement results in a more effective and visually impressive dong flong.
Cody's parents visited him last weekend and came over for dinner. Whilst they were enjoying a nice, candlelit meal, I came running into the living room and asserted my alpha-male status of the apartment by doing a thirty second dong flong in silk boxers.
by NFG Dong Flong January 28, 2014
Get the dong flongmug. A maneuver in which a person's two hands are pressed together with the palms toward eachother. The forefingers and middle fingers are pressed together and extended forward as if gesturing like a gun, the ring fingers are intertwined and closed over the opposing knuckle and the pinkies pressed together and extended in the same fashion as the top two fingers. The thumbs are folded, one over the other. Whichever thumb lies on top indicates "right" or "left" dong chang dominance.
This jesture is used both during sex to up the ante, if you will, of the "two in the pink, one in the stink" maneuver on a woman as it provides additional stability and thrusting power.
It has also been used without the extended pinkies as a fighting style while horsing around with friends to give them a good goose.
This jesture is used both during sex to up the ante, if you will, of the "two in the pink, one in the stink" maneuver on a woman as it provides additional stability and thrusting power.
It has also been used without the extended pinkies as a fighting style while horsing around with friends to give them a good goose.
Sexual: "I dong changed my girlfriend last night and she totally got off!"
Horseplay: "Whoa, watch out or Perky will dong chang you when you aren't looking."
Horseplay: "Whoa, watch out or Perky will dong chang you when you aren't looking."
by Von Pedro December 28, 2007
Get the dong changmug.